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Coco Stabypants

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm living the life of someone more organized than I am. It's strange. I think in the future pant suits on women will be the hottest thing ever, and dick cleavage will be fashionable on men. I'm almost done with the first part of my life, and then the next half will start. It's kind of overwhelming. Kinda like when your cooking three different foods that need to be boiled all at once, and yet all three achieve boil at differing times. Which one will boil over first? The rice? The pasta? The baby? There's so much stress just thinking about it. Speaking of stress, how bout that global warming, eh? Also, unlike a lot of you bitches, I do nudes.style>

My Interests

Interests include: jumping, running, mountain biking, eating, self restraint, post modern interpretive dance, making rock-candy, rocking make-candy, hugging things, nude carpentry, rainbows.

I'd like to meet:

People who wear glasses and my real daddy. Ladies in pant suits. People that have high expectations for the future (e.g., people who demand to one day own flying cars, picture phones, and their own personal sex-bots.)

Music:

Andy Williams

Movies:

Grosse point blank. Welcome to the dollhouse. Happiness. Bottle rocket. Knocked up. Gremlins 2. Lots of others that you can probably guess.

Television:

TBN everyday. All day. (Maybe Bob Ross- unless he's painting the devil, then TBN).

Books:

Medical Physiology, -Guyton (Just kidding... Seriously though, I like to read books about pornography...and cake).

Heroes:

Wilt Chamberlin's dong.

My Blog

mandible laborus

It's time for a new blog, isn't it? I finally have an internet connection that I pay for. So that's cool. I don't have much energy to write anything at the moment, but I will, once I finish this box o...
Posted by Coco Stabypants on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:31:00 PST

Cloverstupid

This past weekend wasn't bad, but also wasn't that great. If I had to rank it on a scale of 1 to a billion, it would probably get at least an 825,432. But onward and forgetfulward. I promised Doug tha...
Posted by Coco Stabypants on Mon, 19 May 2008 08:45:00 PST

life update

If you have yours good for you, but it was really hard for me, so this is my moment in the sun. I've finished my master's, its mine and that's that. My job sucks, so I'm going to quit as soon as I fin...
Posted by Coco Stabypants on Mon, 05 May 2008 05:12:00 PST

Valentine’s shine

    Hey, how bout that Obama? Doesn't he give you hope? Doesn't he fill you with promise? My former supervisor claims that if he (Obama, not my supervisor) gets elected, the U.K. will b...
Posted by Coco Stabypants on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:07:00 PST

Old man

I wrote this on my birthday but forgot to post it. Barf. I'm 27 today. Apparently I'm in my late 20's. Do you think if I throw up a couple of times I can lose a few years? Maybe that's the key to tim...
Posted by Coco Stabypants on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 07:59:00 PST

schizo

Yeah. I'm getting married. Sorry Andre, this fish is caught!..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Just kidding. No, but for raaal, I'm getting married..... and shit...
Posted by Coco Stabypants on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 09:19:00 PST

Mann...............

I could just barf right now. I think I had the worst disapointment of my life about 3 hours ago. Then right after it happened I realized that if that was what the worst was, I'm pretty lucky in ...
Posted by Coco Stabypants on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 01:36:00 PST

Halloween

I'm going to miss the big fun this year. I love halloween, but there are no parties to go to. I'm low on social time, and I'm lustful for some fun. This past weekend I went to a lame haunted house. Th...
Posted by Coco Stabypants on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:09:00 PST

Something different

It's dark and I lie in my bed. I'm dead awake and there's nothing that anyone can do about it. The cat jumps up next to our legs and starts to sniff her feet and she says in muted amuse...
Posted by Coco Stabypants on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 01:03:00 PST

Im fuggin tired

Last night I watched Frontline on PBS until about 2 in the morning. It was about how President Bush sucks wooden legs attached to pedofile pirates.. Or something....Funny thing about Frontline, it's n...
Posted by Coco Stabypants on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 09:57:00 PST