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Welcome to Ninjco, America's Number 1 temp-to-hire ninja staffing agency!
Whether you are a national corporation or a small business, we know you are looking got the right people for the right positions. Haveyou considered a ninja?
Few do at first, but that is before they realize that with the decline of blood fueds and secret assassinations in today's business world, hundreds of trained ninjas are seeking new ways to put thier skills to work for YOU.
Ninjas possess a single-minded dedication to their tasks and an obsession for speed, efficiency, and attention to detail. Ninjas are loyal employees and lack all personal life. Whether it be clerical, administrative, or accounting, Ninjco ninjas will help you KILL in your next business quarter.
Here is what our clients are saying:
"My Ninjco ninja could do everything I asked. Typing, filing, folding memos into tiny paper cranes.... he scares the holy crap out of me."
"Within a week, my ninja did the work of three men. Then, killed those three men! A+."
"When my ninja failed to meet a deadline, rather than make an excuse, he committed ritual suicide in apology. Now that is dedication!"
"Excellent. I will never go back to pirates."
WARNING: Ninjas are highly territorial. Mixing two ninjas in the same workspace may result in explosive, high-octane superbattles. Ninjas may flip out and kill with or without provocation. Please read all provided disclaimers before doing business with Ninjco.
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