RULES OF DRUNK DIALING |
Rules of Drunk Dialing: 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 05:30:00 GMT |
I couldn't have said it better myself! |
You say "wicked" instead of "really". Your idea of a good meal is Katie's Country Kitchen. You drive a Subaru Half of your clothes are from L.L. Bean. You rather vacation in New Zealand th...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 19:50:00 GMT |
Its 5 O'Clock AM |
OK, its 5 O'clock in the morning, why the fuck am I up (The O'clock stands for OH ITS FUCKING EARLY!!) <---- this little guy right here is how I feel. I can't sleep, I guess maybe its b...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 05:15:00 GMT |
Why, why, why? |
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 17:27:00 GMT |
