Alrighty then...if I send you a friend request, it means that either I like your look, or your pictures need some help. Either way, get over yourself and send me a message. We can always work something out and get you some really great pictures. Think of it as photo-friends. Or photo-therapy. Try it once, you'll like it twice!
Hi.
This is me, RAVEN.
I'm this many years old. [holds up an abacus]
I eat my Wheaties.
I do my job.
I pay my rent.
I live my life.
I am kept by no one.
I am loved and hated.
I am egotistical and humble.
I am selfless and selfish.
I walk a different path in life than most people who live inside the box.
I brush my teeth in the dark.
I drink water immensely.
Sobe is my poison.
I am a movie-buff like you wouldn't buh-LEEV.
I watch people intently.
I judge you by your character depth and self-esteem.
I enjoy seeing someone lie to me through their teeth.
I am a surprise that keeps surprising.
I have a galaxy-sized imagination.
I am consistently busy for my profession; at the office *and* at home. I enjoy people who respect this and the ace of my life.
I am a deeply visual person.
People that forgive rule. I'm one of them. People that rule another for their forgiveness dine on ass.
I will be nice to you of you are nice to me.
Impressionism and mimicry come to me naturally. I truly believe imitation is one of the highest forms of flattery...and I so rule at it.
Bathroom etiquette is very important to me. I don't talk to people when they're pissing or boweling - and rightly despise it being done *to* me. If you can't wait to say something to me until we're done draining the biological bilge pump, you're an egotist.
I have my quirks, urges, fixes, needs, wants and desires as any other who blinks inherits. Mine just happen to encompass and cover a great many facets I've come to adore because of their uniqueness. This is a true sign of one loving themselves.
I'm left-brained and artistic.
I never take you seriously until you prove you're Real© to me.
I pay you that respect and rightly demand it in return.
If you are fake, go fuck yourself plaid.
I am a revolutionist/non-annoying activist who proudly stands alone in a society of lazy, puppet-run obsiquians. It is greatly upsetting to know of the problems in this country...it is infuriating that I move alone against them.
I am not sure I enjoy the uprising "new" ways people choose to communicate. If a subject is sensitive, there is no response anymore. This makes me believe society is eager to avoid Having To Deal®.
I get extremely horny at very random moments in my life; sometimes dead in the middle of work...and I have to leave to calm my self down.
I am secure and sure of my identity and sexual orientation - a talent many men my junior haven't a concept of.
I eat sin.
I think anyone of authority who bawls their underlings out publicly is a universe-sized dick-lick.
I am a man...and I despise them.
I'll placate none of your own denial. If you're playing stupid with yourself, you won't get a partner here.
I'm not afraid of you.
I've been to psychotropic palaces and hallucinogenic realms you haven't seen or been. This by no means is something to be prideful about, but I won't regret the places I've pushed my mind.
I am musically talented and endowed with an interesting creativity within its realm. I could hip a song to you if you like...
I'll try to make you smile at every encounter...so long as you don't piss me off; i.e. make a scene, act retarded, get us lost, fail at life, fail at decisions, are intraweb stupid, shove your opinions down peoples' throats, work in sales, are a lawyer or EMO anything, support racism, are tone deaf and wanna be on American Idol (you dumbass), have anything to do with the production of anything on MTV since 1984, base your lives around reality TV, are currently trying to bust someone on the show Cheaters, etc.
*These* things aside, I'm generally an inordinantly tolerable guy.
I don't lie.
When you begin to think I am, you're changing. I'm not.
Gossip and drama-tossing is for assholes.
You'll think I'm angry before I am.
You'll swear to Christ I'm serious when I'm not.
I'll bathe in your blood if you betray me.
I can make you feel special in the blink of an eye.
I'm the only one who gets me...'cause I'm cool like that.
My beliefs are my own.
I put myself in your shoes well before you demand me to.
I have just as much right to breathe the air and exist as you do...and if you squint your possibly conformed eyes a bit, you can see I'm human just like you.
I'm the guy who sees you trip or stumble when you think no one did, but I wont rub it in your face...unless you deserve it.
I don't drink alot, but I love watching what it does to you...and I'll exploit it every way I can.
I can give you genuine ears and a compassionate mind as fulfilling company.
I do not associate much at ALL outside the Free-Thinking Pool.
I enjoy being a contribution to people's lives rather than a diminisher of their esteem...although some places online, you may find evidence that leads you to believe I am intolerant of many things (such as blatant stupidity).
Randomness *fin*.
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