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Joe

Hermaphrodites have a sausage and a burger!

About Me

My Name's Joe and I'm the best person in the world! Well maybe the best person in the world after such greats as Jack Bauer(Action Hero), Steven Gerrard(Man/God), Liam Jackson(Jewish Comedian) & Jane Niland(Sexy Paddy). I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT I KNOW HOW TO SPELL IDOL, IT WASN'T ME THAT MADE THE TAG FOR THE VIDEO. THE BLOKE WHO MADE IT IS THE SPASTIC, NOT ME.

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My Interests

Film, Football, Socialising (aka getting fuckaroo'd) & Music

I'd like to meet:

A hermaphrodite, to ask them if they have or would ever put their sausage in their burger. And a seaman in tights with semen on his tights.

Music:

Indie and Rock really but i'll give anything a go if its good. Music depends on your mood really so i don't like to pick favourites. The White Stripes are pretty mint though, i saw them at reading 2004 and then again in Paris in autumn 2005 and they rocked my little socks off!

Movies:

Too many to list, I can't be arsed.

Television:

The Office, Jam, The Day Today, 24 and Richard and Judy are among my favourite programmes.

Books:

Burglar Bill & Where's Wally?

Heroes:

Stevie G, Jack Bauer, Spiderman and Derek Zoolander