GUTS OR BALLS |
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do we really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arr...
Posted by LIZ on Thu, 31 May 2007 05:20:00 PST |
PICK-UP LINES AND COME BACKS |
COMEBACKS TO PICKUP LINESMan: Where have you been all my life?Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you...
Posted by LIZ on Thu, 31 May 2007 05:17:00 PST |
playing golf |
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened."Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was ...
Posted by LIZ on Thu, 31 May 2007 04:59:00 PST |
THE ACCOUNTANT |
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.
He left her a note saying:
"Dear Jane, I am 54 years old and I have never done anything wild. So I'm leaving you for an 18 year old blonde mode...
Posted by LIZ on Thu, 31 May 2007 04:53:00 PST |
Ask me anything and I won't lie!!! |
So, here's how it will work today. You can ask anything, and I promise to answer honestly OR ignore the question completely, but the point is that I won't lie. Then, I get to ask you something and yo...
Posted by LIZ on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 04:06:00 PST |
WHAT DO U THINK |
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
AM I?
AIIRIGHT?
CUTE?
HOT?
SEXY?
UGLY?
BEST FEATURE?
ATTITUDE?
DONT HAVE 1?
EYES?
HAIR?
SENSE OF HUMOR?
SMILE?
STYLE?
THERE ALL GOOD?
WHAT WOUL...
Posted by LIZ on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 06:35:00 PST |
FREAKY POLL |
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NAME YOUR FAVORITE POSITIONS.
DOGGY STYLE
MISSIONARY
ANAL
ORAL (SUCK MY CLIT)
69
STANDING 69
STAND & FUCK
SPOONING
ON TOP
SQUATS
WHERE'S THE WEIRDEST PLACE YOU HAVE EV...
Posted by LIZ on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 06:26:00 PST |
YOUR NAME & U |
L- You like to drink (hmm..right so far)I- You are great in bed (umm *blushes* k?!?)Z- Always read (ok I can kinda see that! I'm on here alot and stuff)
Try it!!!
A : You like to drink.B : You like pe...
Posted by LIZ on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 05:24:00 PST |
the ultimate sex survey (dare to answer it ;p) |
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Do you like it rough or sensual?:
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?:
How often do you like to have sex?:
Is sex a top priority for you?:
Do you hav...
Posted by LIZ on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 08:59:00 PST |
nudist colony |
A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man imm...
Posted by LIZ on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:30:00 PST |
