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Natalia

yar!

About Me

I'm a vampire, drunken pirate, gypsy, hippie. I believe I have a purpose. I'm pretty strange. But then I wouldn't be so strange if most people weren't so unnatural. I appreciate alot of things, I'm an artist.Blah Blah me me! . . No but seriously, check out my portraits on my pics. dude.

My Interests

everythings interesting when your FUCKING CRAZY!! I enjoy flowers and blood. Very small amounts of sunlight, hell i'm just a twisted romantic. beer is my love. I love being alive, but I also look forward to the afterlife. I can have a coffee with James Dean!

I'd like to meet:

Pussygallore, James Dean, Elvira's boobies,Tori Amos, me when i'm 50. I'd like to meet the love of my life. A caveman, a chameleon that can talk. I'd like to meet the mysterious bag of money. And a woman entierly made of wine, like fuckin hair, lips, feet, All wine, and I would put her in my mouth.

Music:

RAGGAMUFFIN GIRL - APACHE INDIAN I facking LOVE music,, ALL kinds Baby.

Movies:

Movies are fuckin awesome . Sometimes. I think everyone agrees there.

Television:

Are you having trouble loosing all that ugly extra body fat?

Books:

.. I read people. Sometimes books.

Heroes:

Ultimate hero is Tori Amos. Then it just branches out. Anyone who is true to themselves and appreciates beauty is my hero. . . . Then anyone who blows up in the sunlight and is beautified by blood. yesss

My Blog

artless indulgence

Why don't we care about the things that MATTER!!   I to am a victom at times. But seriously why are people mostly composed of shit?An orchestra based off of artless indulgence.  If noth...
Posted by Natalia on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 01:58:00 PST

honeydew

So I woke up this morning with a huge cock. I think i'm going to throw a honeydew in the microwave for like 30 seconds and fuck the piss out of it. Any other suggestions....
Posted by Natalia on Tue, 09 May 2006 11:31:00 PST

BLOGGITTYBAMM!!bitches!

Mmm, fun,  .. This is my blog. Bloggy blog blog blitchy bloo blee. I'm just a stupid little bloggity blog blog. Ya know I could just keep on blogging. I  could blog ALL night me and my blog ...
Posted by Natalia on Mon, 08 May 2006 12:51:00 PST