TO MY DEAREST WIFE |
To My Dearest Wife,
To My Dearest Wife,During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The followin...
Posted by who wants to know? on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:57:00 PST |
I dare u to do this...... |
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. Make a trail of tomato juice on...
Posted by who wants to know? on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 05:29:00 PST |
Love poem |
I dont know why I do this I dont know what to dobut when Im all alone all I think about is youI wonder if the feelings are mutualI wonder if its just a lietell me everyth...
Posted by who wants to know? on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 03:36:00 PST |
daddy's poem |
Daddy's Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably sho...
Posted by who wants to know? on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 09:59:00 PST |
im done |
Im done with men all together why do they have to be such ass holes and lie to you. You know guys women talk so the more you lie the more we talk and we tell each other every thing so why lie your not...
Posted by who wants to know? on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 10:17:00 PST |
if you love anyone this much let them know!!! |
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle... Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you...
Posted by who wants to know? on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 11:57:00 PST |
TRUE LOVE |
She sat him across from her,She looked him in the eye."How much do you love me?"He said: "For you, I would die."She looked down at her hands,"Would you ever let me go?"His face turned very serious...
Posted by who wants to know? on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 04:05:00 PST |
19 ways to keep a female happy |
1. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING.[She won't trust you if you do & it'll be awkward]2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other.[She always gets butterflies when you do it; it makes her feel...
Posted by who wants to know? on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 11:51:00 PST |
READ ME GUYS YOU MAY LEARN SOMETHING........ |
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about ev...
Posted by who wants to know? on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 11:29:00 PST |
13 SIGNS OF BEING SPRUNG |
13 signs of being sprung...13. When your on the phone with them late at night and they hang up but you miss them already when it was just five minutes ago...12. You read their texts over and over agai...
Posted by who wants to know? on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 07:14:00 PST |
