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Jonny Football Hero

About Me

Sick of the corporate world, jonny traded in his ferrari, and his lavish luxury sweet for a life as a poor underappreciated musician. jonny spent many years collaberating with other chumps and chimps. As a result his balls were smashed, and his teeth were ground into a fine paste. Now, jonny writes and records his own songs, with the help of friends occasionally. Inspiration comes from custard, voices in the night, fart smells, bad b-grade horrors, chocolate covered cheese graters, and the long and winding driveway that leads up to Mr and Mrs Winterbottom's haunted cottage. jonny is tired of the worlds ever increasing pile of bullshit. arrrgh...eeee....beeeees!!!...there are beeees on me!!!!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 31/08/2005
Band Website: Party on Wayne (Anderson)....Party on Garth
Band Members:

Jonny Football Hero, with appearances from alternamule, spacemonkey3million, disco burger, and T-Bone.I also play in a band called "PHOTONIC"...check them out cos they are good.

Influences: quagmire, ron burgundy, evil monkey in the closet, faith no more, soundgarden, nirvana, greased up deaf guy, bumblebee man, dr zoidberg, harvey birdman, papa smurf, shooter mcgavin, donnie darko, magnum p.i, calculon, napolean dynamite, the sneaks, mono-dread, blue boy, dr zaius, superted, dangermouse, orkid, she wants revenge, tapes n' tapes, tenacious d, temple of the dog, van morrison, vex red, tea party, supergrass, stevie wonder, sparta, sommerset, skunkanansie, nine inch nails, queens of the stone age, happy gilmore, fat albert, fat paulie, fat elvis, megatron, aqua teen hunger force, hawkeye pierce, pavement, rival schools, nephew, ratm, radiohead, trail of dead, at the drive in, spongebobsquarepants, bruce campbell, foo fighters, beatles, bush, cave in, cat stevens, d4, death from above1979, devo, electric six, photonic, retainers, richard cheese, tool, system of a down, stp, handsome, supergroove, tape lady, led zep, bloc party, bon jovi, everclear, goldfinger, isis, quicksand, secret chimp, smashing pumpkins, rhcp, indiana jones, perfect circle, hlah, living end, frank the tank, subways, minus the bear, mint chicks, morgan freeman, clint howard, public news team, andre the giant, kermit, space ghost, dinosaur jr, clowndog, captain planet, captain caveman, captain spaulding, dr giggles, bert & ernie, assholes & hippies, captain stoobing, bill hicks, he-man, police, smelly pete, tom petty, the offspring, doors, me (muthafucker).... also... ween, weezer, whitesnake, warsaw seesaw, winston peters, wheres wally, wile.e coyote, wasp, white stripes, wesley willis, william shatner, wynona rider, warrant, waylon jennings, wankworth, whitlin' on the porch wit my sis/wifey, wide load signs, wiggles, waynes world, willie nelson, wednesday adams, wiggum, wayne newton, wayne anderson, willie wonka, wyatt earp, wham, wet wet wet, wet dreams and the WYLD STALYNS...bill s. preston esquire, and ted theodore logan.
Sounds Like: a hand job at 60 miles an hours in a hovercraft

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My Blog

magic cube lyrics

s'up bitches!....here be the lyrics for the newly re-recorded billy and the magic cube:   oh jumping over monkeys and zapping nasty robots evil doctor Phineous will try to steal your cube if the ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 18:27:00 GMT

Walken Lyrics

Chris walken is a fuckn great actor... so i wrote a song about wanting to fuck him and kill him. here are the lyrics: Put a mango up his ass, and take a load from his sack then vomit it up and feed it...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 18:10:00 GMT

the meaning of life....

Rupert was a go-getter, a real tight wod muthafuckker. but he sure could rock that mic. he'd sing everywhere he went, on the bus, in the bath, on top of the bus, and in the bus. christians would get o...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:42:00 GMT