I never let my iPod out of my sight because music is everything to me. My nephew is rad. I like to take pictures, and I think I'm actually pretty good at it. I'm very sarcastic, but I think I usually know when to shut up (but somehow I'm still referred to as "Captain Inappropriate"). I think the best use of the internet is settling drunken arguments. I enjoy sticking it to the man. I like to snowboard but all my co-workers are better than me. I own two bicycles, and I am determined to get better at jumping logs. I wish I had more time to play video games. I don't smoke, but I often pose for pictures with a cigarette because it looks cooler than just standing there. I have a pretty cool car, but I won't put a picture of my car up because I think it's weird to put pictures of cars in your profile. I expect a lot out of others, but I give a lot back as well. I wish work wasn't such an inconvenience. I enjoy thunderstorms, but I don't necessarily enjoy driving in them. Same thing goes for snow. I keep myself amused during power failures, but I worry about my aquarium because I spent too much money on my fish. The only two things that I don't talk about are religion and politics. I think I own too many Nike Dunks. I like to read books, but I rarely find time to dedicate myself to one. If I think that if I was a hot dog and I was starving, I would eat myself. I think that you're awesome if you got that last joke. I prefer dogs to cats. I'll eat (almost) anything once. I know too much about different types of beer. I prefer beer to liquor, and I prefer white wines to reds. I think girls are hot. I enjoy sleeping more than I like to admit. I prefer boxers to briefs. I like raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens and cold air intakes. I think fart jokes and mom jokes are always funny and appropriate. I want to be a luchador when I grow up. I want to move out west someday. I spend far too much money on clothes. I think I smell nice. I think other people are often plotting my downfall. I have been known to accidentally put my underwear on backwards. I like to shop at IKEA. I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I think girls with tattoos on their necks are not sexy. I like to drink, but I really hate hangovers. I think Quizno's is infinitely better than Subway. I really dislike Phish, and I really hate Linkin Park. I like cities, but I don't think I could actually live in one. I am pretty sure that I'm rambling and I think this needs to stop.
