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Cambert

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About Me

What is there to say about Cameron? The world's formost expert on things you don't want to hear about but he'll talk about them anyway until you break down and cry for him to stop. Cameron enjoys the finer things in life like breathing. Cameron is an avid fan of motion pictures and pictures in general. Cameron enjoys talking in the third person.

I am a very uninteresting person. Recent university graduate. I studied linguistics (morphology and semantic focus) and Japanese. That means I'm uninteresting in two languages. While not doing that I've been known to bum around, be a fun person to talk to, and the odd bit of acting.Oh, and in fact I have now returned to Japan. I would have more to say but I don't know what to say. You are really going to have to take my word on the whole interesting thing. It's true. Trust me. Would I lie? Yes, but not about this.

My Interests

Movies, TV, Comics, acting, games, any combination of the above things

I'd like to meet:

You!No I mean it. That was not a ploy to make you feel good about yourself. I really mean it.

Music:

Everything but rap from the past ten years

Movies:

Ghostbusters, Clerks, Se7en, Wild at Heart, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, The Salton Sea, Oldboy, Rushmore

Television:

Arrest Development, Lost, The Office, My Name is Earl, Law and Order, CSI, The Simpsons, Prison Break, 24, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The First 48.

Books:

Stephen King, Elmore Leonard, George Orwell

Heroes:

John Candy, Spider-Man