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About Me


(secret!)
JUST A PHASE
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Two and a half months overseas and all I did was this lousy video
One Of the Tightest NIGGAZ on the BLOCK
I don't like cameltoe. Is your crotch hungry, girl? Cuz it's eatin your pants.
I'm a simple guy. I like simple things. Like hanging out with my family and lots of my friends. Even the ones who probably would get made fun of if I introduced them to my family.
Just your average, unathletic douche bag.
I'm probably the most boring guy you'll ever meet. I do absolutely nothing exciting in my life, and I don't know how to talk to people. But I still want to save up to 15% on my car insurance.
Did you know?
In 5th grade, it took me 1,333 licks to get to the center of a toostie pop.
I would like to dance like no one's watching...but my choreographer is a hard-ass.
If you want to add me, send a message first. I'm not good expressing myself with words. But apparently, girls with webcams seem to be quite expressive.
I love to dance!
watch that yarmulke fly.
Turn ons: What Jordan, Joey, and Donnie like
Turn offs: Body pillows, braided underarm hair
I just wanna dance .

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Just honest people. Who smile a lot. Who don't bullshit. People who aren't afraid to experience. And maybe that "Haado Gei" guy.

my brother was my 1000th comment. i must buy him lunch.

My Neighbor Naomi:
1. Eat Gelato
2. Densha Otoko
3. Late night trip to 7/11
4. Find a crazy pink wig that i should've bought in japan

My Blog

Spilla in Manila

So, I just left Manila, and it was great.  Family time is the best.  Always, without a doubt.  But this is not about that.  This is about an affliction that was blessed to me by th...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:08:00 GMT

Grand Theft University - Graduation

All right, it's that time.  Don King couldn't promote this.Kimbo Slice can't stop this hype.  Everyone who saw a leprechaun say "yeah!"To witness the most unbelievable event since all of our...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 15:42:00 GMT

click here for a free ringtone!

Oh, man.  The snow has fixed everything.  Portland, CRUNK ain't DEAD!  Thank the snow!  It's too cold for B.O.!  Thank the snow!  Ethiopians can put something on their pl...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 02:35:00 GMT

Hizzome

A thought lives because you think it.  So on this, home is alive in my head.  The pristine purity of the dirty white snow as cars peruse* through Northern Lights, the arcticmarine breeze of ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 02:02:00 GMT

All your base are belong to us

Mini family reunion?  It's nice to spend family time.  First thanksgiving with my siblings...in four years.  Maybe it's the family reunion I missed out on in August! Minus the ki...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 23:45:00 GMT

I will be execute

Damn, what a hectic weekend.  Helping with Japan night was a trip.  Now I gotta get ready for midterms and the Kaibigan showcase.  But who knew?  Japan night made the world a littl...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 17:15:00 GMT

FAQ

..> ..>Who are you?Hmm, read my 'about me' section on myspace.Why do you hate Canadians?I cannot hate Canadians.  When I'm in a country unfriendly to Americans, I explain my accent by saying I'm...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 18:37:00 GMT

Leaving Tokyo

The neon shine dulls my senses as the day approaches.  I won't be here forever.  You. 
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 22:45:00 GMT

honesty

i'm done.  I just can't do it anymore. 
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 08:39:00 GMT

When you don't have Home Court Advantage

So, I've been hurr for about two weeks now, I'm actually writing this at the mac store in the Ginza, where right now, they have the main street closed off to cars. It's a pedestrian paradise! To tel...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 00:18:00 GMT