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Funny Things
-"What did they have in the old days like MyStoneTablet??"
-"I'll be voted the best most funniest person ever!"
-"What the hell is this 50 cents for!?!"
-"I'm just walking in Memphis...."
-Tom peepers
-YOU HAVE THE GRIM!!
-Tis the popo!
-Whore for shore!
-"I don't think they speak slober..."
-Pissy walrus!
-If I cut off all my bruises and put them in a museum, that's where they would be...
-This is like a Reynolds Wrap commercial!
-"It's a place for convenient things, like a barbie!"
-" I like to make my ice cream like a painting, like Vincent Van Gogh..."
-Dough de la Chest!
-"They look like little balls of poop."
-TACO, TACO, TACO, TACO, ENCHILAAADAAA.
-JK If you will.
-MESSY BURGER!.
-I like your piss.
-I feel like im gonna laurelsauce all over the place.
-I've got video!
-"When was the last time you had some coffee?", "Well i had some in my cereal."
-Can we be in an IHOP commercial??
-Go shia! La boeuf! Buffy! Buffy the Vampire slayer!!
-Are you talking to the waiter??
-DEF PERF!
-PROCTORRR!!!!!
- MY SCHOOL HAS MORE HITLISTS THAN YOUR SCHOOL!
-I'll have you abbreasted!
-You carck me up
-SAUCE THE BOSS!
-CODENAME: DINGLEBERRIES
-Slim hooker!
-I like to crawl into dirty things
-Make that ball look like texas toast!
-BABY IN THE OVEN
-Ya like that!???
-Spongebob's parents look like potatoes...
-I feel kind of illegal right now...
-I HATE MR. HIM!!!
-Churtle-Gyptian
-Zesty cucumbers
-I tried to breathe but my nose came with it.
-AIR HEADS: I got 'em at Home Depot
-SQUID!
-Boba??
-Is your nose a ski lift?
-Snacks are to kndll as dinner is to sdjfhjsdfs
-Smath notes
-Your macaroni looks like a cheesy period.
-BAH!
-KRAPE IS A CRIME
-Mumfins!
- My friend said you were gonna be pig man stupid...
-I called it crack..
-MILKY!MILKY!MILKY!
-Hey you kids, cut that out!
-Here, drink my confidence.
-Tickliss
-BOO! you've just been ghost owned.
-Can I stick a safety pin in your ear?
-I wanna pour hot wax on your earlobes baby..
- COME IN NA NA!
-Small aunt nancy and uncle julia
-Creamy drawing
-Vaginas rule the world?
-My ice cream's alive!
-Bosom Spasm
-My teacher was a bull riding donkey
-Is this your pineapple?!?!
-Is dingleberry Benjamin?
-"Have you ever played Scattergories Kendall?" " No, but i've played Scattergories before."
-Does it involve whipped cream?
-He's been a man for many years.
-They're best friends! they're cheating!
-I might spontaneously combust
-SLAMMWICHES!
-Have you ever stuck your fingers in ur bellybutton and then smelled it?
-NACROPHILIACS!
-You should name it blood clot
- My mom just said that the poop on his tail was called dingleberries!
- Yesterday my entire family looked at my butthole
- I'll make supcakes!
- POOK!
- YOU SOUNDED LIKE A SLAVE!
- ME GOOGOOPLEX!
- HOLLY! - What!?
- Awkward turkey + awkward turtle = churtely
- A watched pot never boils
- It was a great honor being under you
- Douche Nozzle
- Whatevers Forevers
- I'd wear a cape with souls on it
- Why did the girl fall off the swing?
b/c she didn't have any arms
- And we were holding hands
- I miss u buckets
- Were they pooping in each others mouths?
- BITH!
- Beef puffs!???
- Little monkey butts?/ little mosquito bites/ little mole big.
- Are we gonna die?
- First comes love, then comes baby, then comes marriage early
- Gee Spongebob, making sandwiches sure is fun!
- Don't get all "let me stab u in the ankle" with me!
- I know something else we can share...
- Which one is the key to my sandwich?
- Allo 'arry..
- Walking the dog.. whoa slow down there muffin!...
- Chopping the lettuce
- lalalala Fruit cakes and douchebags....
- Tropical poopie logs and macaroni and cheese trees
- I'm playing the farker tapper!
- It's about to be a what!? ROCK FIGHT!
- Wait, I'm not awake. Oh crap I think he saw me!!
- Thats delicioshashahsssaaa
- But i have to clean your ears!!
- Why aaam I soooo Hairy?
- Heck is for the people who don't beleive in Gosh
- I wanna bust outta those doors with a gun!
- Hi, I'm your Nemesis
- This is when I had to inflate my pants.
- And his name was Jesus
- Cha-ching it's Bright!
- That was a flash bright!
- CurveyWerveyPervey
- I've got a pony named Pickles and a ducky called Mr. McGee!
- You could eat popcorn outta my head!
- It looks like a female lightning bolt
- Connect the dots..lalalala
- Do the pants go on my head?
- E-I-lalala
- That is Kayla and me playing handy
- Girl scouts?
- Are they praying er something?
- "The head diver"
- Onshroom munion?
- Good grief he's naked!
- Soiled it!
- VICTORY SCREECH!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOO
- I can't swim, I have butt cramps, I want ice cream, and now it's dark!
- Are black people invading?
- What in heck's armpit is that!?
- Maybe u should keep a tighter leash on his tentacles
- Holy Mother of Meat!
- I used to think a baker lived under my bed...
- Great Alaskan Asparagus Tips!
- Beat up hookers!
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