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El Condor Pasa

About Me


Everything’s otiose in this credit crunch malaise ~ Kellogg’s and Nestle battle to be the first to market an honorary cereal. What’s in credit crunch? Flakes of despair and a liberal dredging of moribund. Maybe it’s just the dusty bits collected from the bottoms of the boxes, which are actually really nice. No. It’s the gelid empty colons of the famined hypothermic ~ desecrate then desiccate this livid old cunt ~ there’s neigh-on two boxes worth here. They take only pedigree road kill, from faithful family friends left on busy roundabouts, and one less fucking mouth to feed. Tree house plots will be at a premium ~ try and build one among all the redundant hanging cadavers. What’s that got to do with Credit Crunch™? A hanging produces a bowel-loss, so that’ll be tossed in for good measure. What else though? For we don’t want just another Special-K™ now, do we? How about the sweat from the brow of the bread winner, approaching the checkout with his/her clutch of plastic, a shamed foot-bound apercu, for every one declined. Having to put pretty much everything back, til’ alls left is a KG box of Credit Crunch™ and six litres of pecuniary semen, for palatability.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 05/11/2007
Band Members:

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!!! End Code To Apply Top Banner !!!Scott Hopkins - Vocals/Percussion/Guitars.Richard Morris - Drums.Mark Lewis - Guitars/Backing Vocals.Rhys Knowles - Bass guitars/Drones/Backing Vocals.David Winchurch - Lead guitars/Backing Vocals
Influences: Roger That,Arthur Rimbaud,Justin Jenkins, Patricia Arqutte in "True Romance", Money Spiders, Geoff Magnum,Picasso,The Doors, Chris Morris, Emmett Grogan,Joan of Arc, Otis Redding, Day and Night,Hatemail,Richard Dawkins,Aldous Huxley,Socrates, Franz Kafka,Banksy,Marlon Brando,Brian Jones, Buddha,The Triangle,Robert Bosch, Charles Saatchi,North Italy,Clipper Lighters,Justin Topper,Hermane Hesser,Daley Thompson,david foster wallace,John Lennon,Soundscapes,Charity Shops,J.F.K,Beards and Moustaches,Gaudi, william burroughs,Lord Tim Bell,Colour,Scarlett Johansson,Angela Morrelli, Love Spoons,David Bowie,Peter Cook,Pause,Andy Warhol, Bampsie Avalon,Peter Frampton,Lucifer,George Best,,Bentley's,Jewels,Bob Dylan,Christian Bale,Arthur Lee,Spike Jonze,Bethan Elfyn, Jefferson Airplane, Insipiant Divinity, Cher,Some of Ourselves,Anti Anti,Martin Luther King, Mark Asprey, Bob Hope,Hokusai,Mothers,Mozart,Russell Hawkins, monica harm,Greta Garbo,Houmous,Steve McQueen, Peter Capaldi, Aristotle, Jeremy Sinclair,Malcolm Mclaren, Phillip Morris, Larry David, Tom, Sam's, Lord Snowdon,will self, Jim Greco, Bob Moog, Glen Howells, Nokia,John Parris, Chris Langham, Guffwell Properbeige,Oliver Peyton, Reciprocal Altruism, Raymond Rayola, Bauhaus,Blossom Hill,Sam and Bronwen, Saul Bellow, American Chopper,Mini's,Stewart Lee,Britney Spears,Violence,Full Ashtrays, tolstoy,Daffodils,Tony Blair,amor,kärlek,sevda,France,Blondes,Brunettes,Redheads,S kinheads,Spike Jonze.All Great Things Must Pass,Jesse James,Zeitgeist,Pete Doherty,Hate,Sunshine,Dogs, Chamois Mammy, Whiskey,Long Nights,Chubby Old Women,Bin Bags,Olives,Daniel Day Lewis,Cardigans,Friends,Canadians,Moet,Poetry,Brian Eno,Gregg Wallace,John Torode, Julian Barnes,喜愛,láska,Jim Robinson,Peace,Wallace and Gromit,Vodka,Robert Louis Stevenson,Peter,Paul and Mary,Mountains.
Sounds Like: woodpeckers
Record Label: Elysian Fields Records
Type of Label: Unsigned

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El Condor Pasa Shows

If you would like to book El Condor Pasa for a show please contact us through myspace. Many Thanks, El Condor Pasa.
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El Condor Pasa Merchandise

El Condor Pasa T-Shirts, Badges and 7" limited edition vinyl are avaiable upon request. Prices are as follows: T-shirts (M,L) - £10 7" Vinyl - £3 Badges - 50p Please contact us for purchases
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