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two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl....

Nothin sez lovin like being chwd up by a lawnmower

About Me

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Name: Kirk Jason Dortch
Birthday: 1/22/1986
Birthplace: serbia....in a small town
Current Location: Florida
Eye Color: blue-green
Hair Color: Dirty Blonde
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Im a mut, im a mix of everything
The Shoes You Wore Today: do i care
Your Weakness: Freshmen....and kryptonite
Your Fears: Dying alone slowly and painfully
Your Perfect Pizza: i hate pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a motorcycle
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: there is a dog violating my ear now
Thoughts First Waking Up: DAMN!!! i need to get laid
Your Best Physical Feature: my seductive eyes
Your Bedtime: i dont sleep, to paranoid
Your Most Missed Memory: it involves my dad
Pepsi or Coke: Mountaindew
MacDonalds or Burger King: NEVER EAT FAST FOOD!!! they employ ninjas
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: niether, home made green tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: milky milky coco puffs yo
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: Maybe*cough*fucker*cough
Do you Sing: When im happy
Do you Shower Daily: twice a day, 6 times if theres a girl with me, showers are fun
Have you Been in Love: yes, take my advice, dont one of you will die, and then it all sucks
Do you want to go to College: im in it now bitch
Do you want to get Married: not really, the swinger life for me
Do you belive in yourself: To some extent
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
Do you think you are Attractive: Kirk be a sexy beast
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: when they dont try to escape, then i have to kidnap new ones
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep
Do you play an Instrument: Lond ago, but not anymore
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, ive been single for awhile
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: im a mall rat, what do you think
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not in awhile
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yep
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ...............no coment
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Does a girls virginity count
Ever been Drunk: oooooohhhhh YA!
Ever been called a Tease: No shit
Ever been Beaten up: once, in first grade
Ever Shoplifted: no, im rich, i can buy the whole fucking mall
How do you want to Die: NEVER
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An astro Physicist, i love space
What country would you most like to Visit: germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: *drools* Kirk loves da red heads
Short or Long Hair: i like it long, but just as long as it doesnt look like a bull dike
Height: shorter than me
Weight: Any
Best Clothing Style: i love goth chicks, there so kinky
Number of Drugs I have taken: i dont want them to be on any drugs
Number of CDs I own: i dont care
Number of Piercings: a few are hot
Number of Tattoos: i dont care, i like bolth
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i dont care what you did in the past thats then, this is now, just as long as there are no STDs
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My Interests

JHONEN!!! Sex, Video games, Sex, more video games, more sex, Movies, sex, Star wars, sex, Physics, sex, Psychology, Sex...._ did I meantion sex, breeding dogs (especially Peppah (((((my doberman))))).... ))..._

I'd like to meet:

Some hot red head chick!!! Foamy, Kevin Smith, the wizard of Oz.................and santa *shifty eyes* _ _;;; o.o;

Music:

Ramms+ein, Pink Flloyd, Mettalika, Iron Maiden, Dethklok, Cradle of Filth, System of a Down, Static X, KoRn, AC/DC, Queen, Gorillaz, Alice in Chains, Skindred, The Offspring, Buckcherry, Flogging Molly, Otep, Flyleaf, Everlast, JACK the STRIPPER, Sublime, Saliva.

Movies:

Clockwork Orange, Nitemare before Christmas, Pirates of the Carribean, Spaceballs, Team America, Psycho, Ninth Gate, Edward Scissorhands, Donnie Darko, Resivour dogs, STARWARS I-VI, Monty Python and the meaning of life, Monty Python and the holy grail.

Television:

ZIM, Niptuck, Ed Edd and Eddy,Heroes, Ren and Stimpy and i dont really watch tv that much.

Books:

JTHM, SQUEE, the Lost world, the Cat in the Hat, and any books that involves Nuclear Fission/Fusion.

Heroes:

Mommy, Hugh Hefner, Johnny the Homocidial Maniac, Johen Vasquez, Kevin smith for making Clerks, The Brave Little Engine that Could, the Chesire Cat. What demon sleeps inside you ?
You shelter a Demon of Darkness .He is one of a kind. Not very destructive for others but for yourself, he is nonetheless the worst. He is the demon who forces you to close your heart and your mind, to be hostile and introverted. And like the friendly demon, he is nearly always awake.You must find a way to put him to sleep, maybe with the help of another demon, like the wind demon or the water demon.
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My Blog

the point of it all

    What is the point of existance other then to breed and continue the species, which if you look at it......its not that great, we run other animals to extiction, we consume resources...
Posted by two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl.... on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 10:25:00 PST

Tacos

Broadband for sale I know it isn't hard to be a friend When you know what's right And if you know what's right Then you got to know and you got to feel wrong about it You got to shake your h...
Posted by two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl.... on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 02:50:00 PST

things i miss

man do you guys remember puff the magic dragon, that movie was the shit!!! why dont they make movies like that anymore, and aaahhhh!!! real  monsters and rocko. those things were awesome. i was t...
Posted by two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl.... on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:28:00 PST

boredom at 1 am

so i have been doing alot of work in school, and im changing my minor from history to religious studies, i want to study and compare the religions out there. i think its funny that the main ones pract...
Posted by two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl.... on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:06:00 PST

My favorite story by HP Lovecraft

The Call of Cthulhu ..> Of such great powers or beings there may be conceivably a survival... a survival of a hugely remote period when... consc...
Posted by two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl.... on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 07:36:00 PST

Not So Typical Rambling!

'Nor is it to be thought that man is either the oldest or last of earth's masters, or that the bulk of lifes substance walks alone. The Old Ones were, the Old Ones are, and the Old Ones shall be. Not ...
Posted by two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl.... on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 12:37:00 PST

Planes of the Mind....

IntroductionOf recent m dreams have been plagued with images that are disturbingly inhuman and yet strangely beautiful.. the odd thing is that these dreams seem familiar, like I..ve been there before....
Posted by two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl.... on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 09:28:00 PST

Thinking about everything and nothing

I havnt left the house in awhile, i believe our species is one of utter bull shit, we do these day to day activities that are so menial, that there almost point less! we are like rabbits to a point, i...
Posted by two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl.... on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 02:14:00 PST

Why do things Happen

    Why do things happen the way they do in dreams? why is it that life seems so.....Sureal? Its almost as if nothing even exists at times, or if it does theres something else ther...
Posted by two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl.... on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 01:07:00 PST