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Jason

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Pharmacists.

Music:

Anything that is so good that it makes me want to break all my furniture. And then find a bucket. And then stick my head and scream in the bucket.And then maybe go drink some chamomile tea.

Movies:

Rock n' Roll High School, Pink Flamingos, Desperate Living, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.

Television:

I really don't watch much, probably enough to barely qualify me to participate somewhat in modern culture (oxymoronic). In all seriousness I haven't missed a single episode of Lost since the very beginning. I've actually broken into houses so I could watch it. They were houses of people I knew, though. Deadwood was pretty good, too.

Books:

Salman Rushdie.

Heroes:

Anti-heroes and heroines.

My Blog

no

I was just kidding about that whole "I have a girlfriend" thing. Of course, as everybody knows me and Mrs. Ouderkirk have been married now goin' on sixteen years. We met at a skating party and it's be...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:16:00 PST

i had to get new sunglasses anyway

Yeah, they're not as awesome as my pink ones, but there are times when a man's gotta do what a man has to. p.s. I want some goddamn spring rolls. :(
Posted by Jason on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 01:30:00 PST

yes

I have a girlfriend. She's a good kid, and I am a fan. Everything with that is going well, just as it is supposed to be.I'm not sure if I have clearance to write about her in a public forum, or no. :(...
Posted by Jason on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:08:00 PST

my guide to american rock and roll circa 1955-1964

During this era there were only eight different types of songs:   There is a "new dance craze" that's currently "sweeping the nation."A woman, or a group of women, singing about how m...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:01:00 PST

back up to speed

A lot of folks seem to be confused about what's going on in my life at the moment, so I thought I'd take this opportunity to tear myself from figuring out VScript and ASP pages (which is so very inter...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:10:00 PST

my pink sunglasses (no pictures)

I've had the same pair of sunglasses for several years now. Purchased on the cusp of larger aviator frames not reminding anyone of Erik Estrada in C*H*I*P*S anymore, for the sum of $5 American, the le...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 05:30:00 PST

Attention, NAIT Associates

It's kind of an afterthought really, and I suppose this would apply to anyone, anyway, but after awhile if you start to wonder why you still have that weird guy who used to work with you like a year a...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:30:00 PST

a fine ass day

Because I will smoke about one pack of cigarettes a day, I feel like a lot of people don't believe me when I talk about running on average ten miles a week. There seems to be a near-universal belief t...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 08:04:00 PST

life, disconnected.

I disconnected my Internet service for a number of reasons: chief of them being that the cost of it no longer seemed to justify the benefits of having it. It also was a huge enabler for things like pr...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:41:00 PST

WTF

There was a Home Alone 4? I mean. C'mon.
Posted by Jason on Thu, 10 May 2007 03:43:00 PST