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Effort McTriesalot

I am here for Friends

About Me

And the funniest part about it... I really don't do drugs.

"I was not born a novelist (if anyone is). I had to grow into novelhood. -Don DeLillo in a letter to David Foster Wallace

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who are real. I'm not into bullshit, and I'm not into 40 year old hair fettishists prettending to be 21 year old hot car saleswomen.
I'm definately into meeting new people, awesome people, wanders, lovers, dreamers. I am incredibly social. I don't even like going to the grocery store by myself. So see if you can't track me down. I'd definately be up for coffee. I drink a lot of coffee. Damn fine cups of coffee. And pie.
Oh, and I guess this is important too-- It is more likely than not that if you just send me a friend request, nothing will happen. I'm not around enough, and when I am I'm just struggling to catch up to any conversations I already have running. If you've got something to say, even if it's just "hi", you're far more likely to get my attention. Those default messages... I just skip them, pretty much always.
Last thing. Looking for someone to teach me to sing and play bass. Will trade music lessons for beer. And entertaining company. But be warned-- I know _nothing_ about music.

Books:

I love the italians. Ellio Vittorini, Italo Calvino, Umberto Eco. I didn't so much care for Il sipario ducale in Pedroni's translation, but the Volponi poetry I've read in the original I liked. The prose of Il fuoco is very good, but one can't go around claiming to like D'Annunzio without getting lumped in with neo-fascists, and they're a bunch of creepy mo'fos.
I loved In the Skin of a Lion but never read The English Patient and didn't much care for Coming Through Slaughter. Okay, that's mostly a lie, but if I give the man too much respect, I may never write again. And that's Canada for you.
In americans, I have soft spots of course for the Beats and the Lost Generation, as any good writer/intellectual should. I prefer Fitzgerald over Hemmingway. My favorate Beat is Gregory Corso ("that's what you get for naming your kid gregory") but everyone I know went to Ginsberg's funeral except me. At the moment, I think what Eggers and Chabon are doing is a fascinating critique of the downfalls of modern literature due to postmodernism, but I see it definately as a critique rather than something new. Yes, stories need plot. But throwing everything the past two decades have learned about character development and subtlety out the window in favour of pulp is definately a reaction against rather than a movement towards.
That was probably more than you ever wanted to know.

My Blog

Crypt tonight they give me

Put the lyrics together in a way more suitable I wondered listen in does it happen? I imagine deformed children like picture books all the same. Give them the chance. We had very different opinions. S...
Posted by Effort McTriesalot on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 09:32:00 PST

Conversational Coalescence

Spent the evening reading about fatalism, trying to adjust to the invisiblity before she vanished completely. I would float through your walls and oh! how you know how annoying I can be. And don't eve...
Posted by Effort McTriesalot on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 08:55:00 PST

Typical Spring-like Weather

Good morning insomnia, I've been awake for hours, my stomach does the backflips and it's just as well that she didn't buy any peanut butter. One thing I was out of, though, was almonds. She writes let...
Posted by Effort McTriesalot on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 03:50:00 PST

Swimming in the Coffee

One of the skills she was going to have to learn was the silence of No One Left To Call. Years ago her writing teacher said she had clearly fallen in with the wrong crowd-- her work was suffering. I d...
Posted by Effort McTriesalot on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 08:38:00 PST

Too Narrow for Attachments

Trying to find f words. The sounds from the other room most alarming. It lives. It lives. Time continued to narrow. I decided to not get too attached. He said "I don't know what to do, but I know who ...
Posted by Effort McTriesalot on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 08:57:00 PST

that mobius train just comes back again on the other side

Been so long to forget what words were b. The tether of loneliness here again. Can you see how eye? There was only release through imagination. In me the wishmaster. I will write out the eaches. I wou...
Posted by Effort McTriesalot on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 08:26:00 PST

This Is How You Fall

The grapes had trouble getting eaten. They were too good at hide and seek. In the refridgerator, behind the green pepper. "We are as young as our spine is flexible." There was a certain chaoticness in...
Posted by Effort McTriesalot on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 08:20:00 PST

Distrust Complicity

Validation verifiable was all I was waiting for was waiting for was. Funny the irritation thrown over the edge, even less cohesivable than others I sink in wall coma and cling all day. So that's how. ...
Posted by Effort McTriesalot on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 10:01:00 PST

Sleep the Day Away

I wanted the world to be more interesting than it was. What I lacked in focus, I made up in sorrow. The city was like that in so many ways. I wondered what he would say if I looked like her. I wondere...
Posted by Effort McTriesalot on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 08:14:00 PST

Clusterphobic

Fatalism, perhaps. She felt the same way, too, off the side of the bridge, but it didn't phase her. I don't need copies. A meeting held to discuss the future. The man had your scar on his hand. Thanks...
Posted by Effort McTriesalot on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:07:00 PST