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Dave

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Name's Dave. 26 year old married Gemini high school graduate. But you knew that already from reading that little box thing. I am a full time employee and a full time student. Most days I can be found slaving the day away at Sprint, hating life and most people I come across. The other few days I can be found at Nunez Community College, working on my Certificate of Competency or Training or whatever that thing is that will let me be a Paramedic. I am currently a registered, certified Emergency Medical Technician - Basic. I am severely hoping to get a job with East Jefferson Hospital EMS in the next few weeks. I should have had the job already, but I'm too lazy right now to even procrastinate properly, so I'm a little behind the curve. But I'll get there."But Dave, where do you find the time for a social life?"Good question. Most of my free time lands on Saturday nights after work. Call me then, I might be able to meet you at your spot for some cold Ones."What about your hobbies?"Pfeh. No time. Get back to me when I'm done with all my schooling.And before you ask, Vault, Bacon, Sundays, the color blue, and cats.Also, Half-Life2 and Counter-Strike: Source.
Well there's not a whole lot *to* me, but there's definately a world of stuff *involving* me that I am sure would interest you... Ellipsis...

My Interests

Good lord, my interests....Just ask me if any of my interests match yours. Too much stuff interests me for one little blurb. F that.

I'd like to meet:

Hahaha I'm totally married and shit. I don't know how I got here. People I wanna meet are people who can help me be funny. Like, I'm funny, but I'm only funny if you've never heard any other funny people. Cause then I sound like them. Also, people who will accept me for the drunk dancing retard I am.

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

Alt rock, hard rock, classic rock, speed metal, death metal, southern hillbilly rock, techno trance dance house rave stuff, And occasionally some hip hop and Old school SoCal gangsta rap.

Movies:

Comedy, action, classic, cult fav's, Psychothrillers, mystery, bah all of them.Except chickflicks. I'll go, but there are "Stipulations." Most of them involve my penis.

Television:

Don't watch a whole lot of T.V. Really, the only things that I watch are Cops (the ORIGINAL reality TV!), anything on Comedy Central, HBO, and [adult swim]

Books:

FoxTrot anthologies. Clancy Novels. Stuff. Playboy. Shampoo bottles.

Heroes:

Firstly, my family, for managing to raise me. Secondly, my Friends, for putting up with me. Thirdly, me, because without me, none of this would have been possible.

My Blog

Baby News!!! (for those that missed it)

Bryn Elise Condie was born January 11th at 0933. She showed up with 8lbs and 15 oz, 20 and 3/4 inches, dark hair, blue eyes. As of right now she's doing awesome, it only took her a week to get back to...
Posted by Dave on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 09:39:00 PST

DIRECTIONS TO ODINS! PAY ATTENTION!

This is the route I take, I'll link to the map if you need other directions.     Take I-10, get off on Causeway Northbound. Pass over the Veterans overpass, and get in the left turning...
Posted by Dave on Sat, 05 May 2007 07:57:00 PST

Cinco de Mayo!!! Be there!

I am bringing some of the people from my paramedic class to Odins for Cinco de Mayo. I would really appreciate it if you all would come out. RSVP/Call/Post/Leave a message if you are coming please. &n...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 01 May 2007 12:07:00 PST

For all you bastids that don't read LJ

So, yeah, I'm still alive. those of you who haven't heard from me in a while, fear not. My heart still beats, and my thirst for debauchery still grows.Small updates as follows:Work is kicking my ass. ...
Posted by Dave on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 06:08:00 PST

Yeesh

 I start paramedic school tomorrow. there will be 9 other students. if it's anything like the Basic class I took, by the halfway point or later, it's going to be like me and 2 other people. Pre g...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:31:00 PST

Uh Oh'z

Finals next week. 36 chapters of Emergency Medicine, and only 150 questions. Think they'll pick the hard ones? I think so.So, like, wish me luck an' stuff.
Posted by Dave on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 12:27:00 PST

Because I am bored at work, here's thirty things...

30 secrets about yourself...1.What does your Myspace Name MEAN?Since I am Captain Unoriginal, lets just say it's Latin for Unoriginal.  2. where was your default pic taken?3900 Henican Place...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:01:00 PST

Hahahaha holy crap i'm posting a blog!

What the hell. I'm at work, and I'm bored. Let's play catch-up: I got married since that last blog. September 1st: proposed, April 29th: Married. I started school in August, to re-certify as an EMT-Ba...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 01:15:00 PST

Yeah, Im engaged...

What?!?! Punk. So yeah, September 1st, 2005, a date which will live in infamy, I asked my Dearest Seyton to marry me. Her response? "Oh shit, babe." Then, of course, yes. Yes this post is a litt...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 06:18:00 PST