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my intellect is kung fu.

I've got a list of demands written on the palm of my hand...

About Me

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My Interests


Music which required some emotion and/or talent to create, which rules out just about everything on the radio these days. Movies with guns and dry humor and afflicted characters. JANE magazine. Smart Feminism. Books Books Books. Fashion. Photography. Poetry. 1940s movie stars. Religion. Astronomy. English. Pretty things. Animals. Hating. Moral superiority. Manners. Chivalry. Psychology. French vintage. Chardonnay. Family. Good friends. Helping people. Procrastinating. Deja vu. Sarcasm. High heels. Eyeliner. The beach. Art. Artists. Being quiet. Screaming. Sleeping. Heart to hearts. Self respect. Kissing. Dancing. Tattoos. Ireland. Palm trees. Hammocks. Birds. Laughing. Smoking. Stoicism. Being an infallible judge of character.

I'd like to meet:

God. Saul Williams. Robert DeNiro. Conor Oberst. Beau Sia. The Dalai Lama. Helena Bonham Carter. Mark Wahlberg. Samuel L. Jackson. Oscar Wilde. F. Scott Fitzgerald. David Sedaris. Augusten Burroughs. My crazy children of the future. My great-grandparents. My dad's mother. My half-siblings. And people who still believe in good manners.

Music:

I'm very picky.

Movies:

I. Love. Movies.

Marla Singer is my hero.

So is Jackie Brown

Television:

Buffy, Angel, Arrested Development, Lost, Oz and educational stuff because I'm a geek.

Books:

Authors: Stephen Chbosky. JD Salinger. Saul Williams. Maya Angelou. .ee cummings. Kurt Vonnegut. Harper Lee. Billy Corgan. Mitch Albom. Nick McDonnell. Charles Dickens. Bret Easton Ellis. ER Frank. F. Scott Fitzgerald. CS Lewis. Augusten Burroughs. David Sedaris. Sarah Gruen. Jeff Lindsay. Oscar Wilde. Mark Twain. etc etc etc. I love me some books.

Heroes:

"You're out there feeding poor people? What the fuck is wrong with you?" -Eric
"I need a warm-up! Somebody give me a karaoke machine." -Sean
"You're stupid. Why don't you go hunting with Dick Cheney." -Morgan
"Does she have room keys? 'Cause if she don't got room keys, she don't got shit." -Bryan
Bryan:"Yeah, I actually know the guy who designed it." Nicole: "Oh yeah? I know the guy who designed your mom's vagina."
Eric talking in his sleep:"We just killed a dinosaur." Shannon: "A dinosaur?" Eric: "Yeah. We just killed a dinosaur."
Shannon: "What is the name of the thing you use to serve soup?" Sean: "Tongs."
"They are corpses that have been mummified, so, you know, they're mummified corpses." -Stefen
"How can you have a great time when you're NOT trying to kill a dragon?" -Sean
Tom: "Okay, I'm going to play some Mozart." Mikey F: "What are the words?"
"Dr. Duffy will probe your vaginal canal." -Eric

My Blog

insomniac

Hi, my name is:ShannonWhen I'm nervous I:laugh at inappropriate times or get really quiet.The last song I listened to:my brother singing at the bar.. I don't remember the song!I have a hard time under...
Posted by my intellect is kung fu. on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 11:56:00 PST

Ahem.

I just wanted to say to all the people posting bulletins about "two faced" myspace friends or whatever. Number one, if you're going to get that upset about someone not talking to you on myspace, you n...
Posted by my intellect is kung fu. on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 11:37:00 PST

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1. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?Oh God yes. 2.How do you flush the toilet in public?with my foot.3.Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?Yeah, I'm not really looking forward...
Posted by my intellect is kung fu. on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:58:00 PST

"Slag"

is my new favorite British slang word. Other favorites are "Blimey," "Git" and "Bloke." That is all.PS: I'm so jubilant.
Posted by my intellect is kung fu. on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 03:04:00 PST