Mr. Muppatoehed

Born into this unforgiving world with a deformed dick nose, Mr. Muppatoehed was never accepted into the general public. Throughout his childhood he was tossed from one foster home to another. At the ripe age of 16 he decided to support himself by flipping flapjacks at a local ihop until he was able to save up enough cash to hitch a one way ticket out of society.Today Mr. Muppatoehed lives in an undisclosed location where he thrives off the natural environment. Ledgend has it that he has not been in the presents of another "human" for over 35 years, instead he keeps to himself similar to that of a hermit, eating bugs, roots, berries and plants native to his habitat. When Mr. Muppatoehed isn't collecting nutritional value he creates music through unknown resources. It is said that his love of music is the only thing that has kept him going through all of the difficult times.