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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Ok so I am not sure what to write and I warn you that this will just be a bunch of random thoughts in no particular order...
â™  First and foremost I am not looking for a relationship. In fact I won't consider it.
â™  I'm enjoying spoiling myself.
â™  I despise cute nicknames like "hun", "dear", "babe" ect.
â™  I am a gamer
â™  I'm big into art.
â™  I hate long walks on the beach.
â™  I am a consumer whore... And how! (if you get that reference you get 1 point)
â™  I'm very much an oddball.
â™  very random and sometimes annoying
â™  I'm mostly Portuguese(75%) then the rest is a mix of things
â™  I have plans to go back to school for Graphic Design/Computer programing or something involving art.
â™  I want to learn German and Japanese... why? I find German to be a very , how should I put this, big turn on *blush* and Japanese just sounds pretty
â™  I love skunks and the pattern: Hounds Tooth
â™  I'm a sucker for all things odd and sometimes creepy
â™  I love pain *blush again*(in certain places)
â™  I am obsessed with eyes blue/green/hazel = <3
â™  My favorite color is Purple and I hate Lavender (basically I like the darker/more blue shades of purple)
â™  I am intrigued by Wicca and Witchcraft
â™  I believe in a lot of the supernatural (magic,spells,spirits etc.)
â™  I hate people who whine about something they can fix (weight,habits etc) Stop smoking... go on a diet... like come on
â™  I go off on tangents as you can see
â™  I tend to get hyper at random times
â™  I recently started collecting metallic rings that I find around the city. Basically anything metal that has a circular hole in the middle.
â™  I love all my friends to death... anyone fucks with them they fuck with me.
â™  I value my life and the time I spend with people, so if I spend time with you, you probably mean something to me. (some people more then others)
â™  If I have a problem with you, you will most likely know it... I don't let size stop me from telling people what's on my mind.
â™  I have ADD and at this point I have been drawn to something else and must stop writing...
â™  Want to know more about me? ask. I will answer anything you want to know... I just don't feel like typing my life out on this page...
â™  Now add up all your points... If you got 11 or more I might consider dating you...
Other ways I can be found...
My livejournal= purpleskunk
My aim sn= CaughtTheGay
Cris --
[noun]:
A dance involving little to no clothing
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I need people around me with similar interests... people who know how to just have fun...

My Blog

Jakced mother fucker

I decided that I am changing my diet and am going to start working out a lot more...For the past few weeks I have been considering going vegitarian... Now I'm not going to dive right into it... I just...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 07:58:00 GMT

Machen wir heute abend was romantiches.

Halten Sei heir, bitte.  Jetzt ist Zeit un die Knollen zu pflanzen.
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 10:10:00 GMT

Jesus, Onions and Ky... will Jeeves forgive?

CaughtTheGay= ME   GaryDenaldo= my friend  ENJOYCaughtTheGay: are you available? GaryDenaldo: for? CaughtTheGay: Aim was telling me that your status was available GaryDenaldo: why is...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:41:00 GMT

huh???

Things looking better... Still need to get on my feet again... Don't know how things are going to end up... Not worth it to be depressed ... Just confused... Need a job... Need to go to college so I ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:14:00 GMT

I've lost all my....

...pants to this damn Koala!  Yea he looks cute now, but wait til he gets in your house and eats your pants... not cool...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 15:54:00 GMT

I guess the monkey likes the fork!

I went for my license this Friday... was a little nervous but I fuckin' passed!!! About fuckin' time right?  Now I need to get a new job, a car, my GED,  and the rest of my li...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 11:46:00 GMT

w00t

Yea so you all haven't heard much from me lately... Here is a little update... I am only working at EB Games now... I'm done with Taco Bell, and it is leaving the mall actually... makes me sad... I go...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 23:00:00 GMT

old pictures of me and whatnot

Recently I came across old pics and decided to post them... I hate some of them but oh well... Feel free to laugh!   Me with Green and Purple hair... Seriously, What's not to Love about me? ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 14:15:00 GMT

Gotta love the randomness

The following is what happens when you get two very random people talking on AIM about very random shit... CaughtTheGay= ME and GaryDenaldo= my friend Keith... Warning:  Do not try to make sence ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 21:33:00 GMT

I want to have a BABY!!!!

If I have a baby I hope it is a 5inch Hermaphrodite!  I would be so proud to be the father of the world's smallest hermaphrodite.
Posted by on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 23:12:00 GMT