Time for a change....I grew up in a crappy town in the midwest where everyone knew everyone and all the streets were in alphabetical order (seriously). I moved to Florida when i was 9, and have lived in the same city ever since. I am married with 2 beautiful boys, who are so much alike and then so completely different at the same time. They both race BMX so we spend alot of time at the BMX track. My husband is great, most of the time (lol). We have been together since high school and have definitely been thru alot. There is really not much else. I work, go home and go to the track. Very exciting i know, try not to be jealous. Although, i must say that i have learned alot from both my friends, husband and kids, and would like to share some of these things....
Apparently squirrels do remember and hold grudges, Panamanians are hairless, People who cry make me exremely uncomfortable, EVERYONE likes to takes pictures with their tounge out when they are drunk, when your 5 year old asks you if you want to see the pimp, don't go outside expecting to see a man in a purple velvet coat and a hat with a feather, I can eat 13 peeps in a day, some people just dont get it, If i say something and then you say the exact same thing with different words does NOT make it your idea, When you are driving down the raod with no traffic and the weather is perfect, it does not mean you are dead, Everything you say can be turned into something dirty, Nicknames are not always a good thing, when dave empties out his pockets and hands me his stuff, i need to pray that no one calls the police beacuse someone has just seriously pissed him off, my brother is so scarey, he can make teenagers shit their pants, Show me your balls doesn't really mean show me your balls, it really means Shazam!! When someone is buying binoculars, rope, a bb gun, vaseline and condoms at the same time, its best not to ask any questions.
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