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Mike

goodbye sana'a, hello cape cod

About Me

im a Marine. i live far away. i run and work out a lot. guns. beer. sports. my girlfriend is still a cool cat.

My Interests

i love you alisa.

I'd like to meet:

ive met enough heroes. ill settle for gary sinise, rosie odonnell, and a terrorist to engage in hand to hand combat with.

Music:

oldies, not country, and everyone that likes the roots, knows them because of me.

Movies:

predator, dumb and dumber rocky I- IV and the karate kid. the sandlot, and if you dont like the sandlot ill punch you in the mouth.

Television:

my life is a tv show

Books:

i like to read. mostly about people killing other people, people who do a lot of drugs, and the strain time travel can have on a relationship.

Heroes:

ma, uncle mark, people who keep america free.

My Blog

Joe Horn will kill you

today, or a few days ago, it was decided by the powers that be in texas that a guy named joe horn will not be charged for killing two men who were robbing his neighbors house.  horn called t...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:02:00 PST

poop on my face please

america has gone bat shit crazy over cosmetics.  i guess bird shit crazy would be more accurate.  i just watched a video on cnn about a spa in new york that offers a bird poo facia...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:17:00 PST

if you dont agree with slavery, click here.

its hard to believe, but even in the year 2008 there are still people in america who believe in slavery.  i know, the land of tolerance is full of people who still think that its one groups ...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 25 May 2008 03:26:00 PST

Donate to the Wounded Warrior Project

On Saturday, May 24th (Memorial Day weekend), the Marines of MSG Detachment San Jose, Costa Rica will be sponsoring a 3 mile run/walk.  Every dollar earned will be donated to the Wounded Warrior ...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 06 May 2008 12:19:00 PST

i hope this clears a few things up.

An American flag was set aflame outside the City Council chambers, damaging a pair of bicycles, police said. Inside, members of the anti-war group Code Pink lined up at the podium to speak. Their salm...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:23:00 PST

Politics for people who don’t touch the stuff.

Hey America, heres a tip, stop getting stoned, going to the zoo, and picking fights with 400 pound tiger-beasts.  Everyone knows Chuck Norris was the only man to defeat a tiger while dr...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 09:06:00 PST

away for the holidays

or any other time for that matter. i just wanted to take the time to touch on a few things. the holiday season has lost a lot of its luster for me.  mostly because holidays are jus...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 02:53:00 PST

stop dead beat fatherhood.

im starting a campaign.  ive already called diddy, because he killed with that Rock The Vote stuff, and im gunning for one of the baldwins too.  were going to have mugs, and t-shirts, the wo...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:21:00 PST

i want to bash your face

if you have a negative opinion about america, im talking to you.  if youre not from america, get in line, nobody likes us anymore.  but if you are, i want to hit you with the heaviest thing ...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:35:00 PST

the proof is in the pudding

youre looking at your scroll bar, and saying "heck no techno", or "this puppy is huge".  it only appears so becasue of the lists i have compiled.  and the picture of His Majesty at the ...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 03:22:00 PST