I'd like to meet:
Jim Fucking Morrison
Music:
Just to name a few: Tom Waits, Nick Cave, David Bowie, Johnny Cash, PJ Harvey, Dresden Dolls, Mr. Punch, Bauhaus, Themselves, Rasputina, Radiohead, Devotchka, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Fucking Journey!
Movies:
Apocalypse Now, The City of Lost Children, Delicatessen, Big Lebowski, Dr. Stangelove, The Royal Tenenbaums, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anchorman, Eraserhead
Television:
PBS, The Office
Books:
Fool's Progress, Desert Solitaire, Kitchen Confidential, Monkey Wrench Gang, Where the Wild Things Are, The Alchemist, Choke, Men are From Mars and Women are From Venus
Heroes:
Jesus in tights and a cape