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About Me

Me? My name is Oliver. I'm not going to tell you how old I am (17). I was born without a personality, so what you're actually seeing is a collection of mannerisms I've stolen from other people, books I've read, movies/TV shows I've watched and music I've listened to. I read as much as my complete lack of a schedule allows me to. I started out drinking coffee because I thought it was cool, and over the years I actually started enjoying it. Kurt Vonnegut is my personal hero. Anyway, I think that's about everything I need to put here.
Oh, and for the record, I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4

My Interests

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I probably already know them.

My Blog

I want to be a cog.

I want a shiny, cushy, glamorous retail job at the mall where people go and they spend all of their money and everything smells like coffee and everybody is just dying to get their hands on the new T...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 15:39:00 GMT

I want to see my DVD player's ghost.

The time is 3:48 AM on a Wednesday. I should probably be asleep, but I'm not. I had been enjoying my nightly (And often into the early morningly) dose of the Dick Van Dyke show in my air conditioned b...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 00:48:00 GMT

Tuesdays with Chuckles.

So for the past two or three months, I had been working on and off for this elderly man. His real name is not mine to throw around. My mother was talking to him on the phone, and he made some corny jo...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 18:52:00 GMT