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About Me

I am a single mother of a single child, 20 months old. He's the funniest kid I have ever met and the only male I can stand around me 24/7 and sadly the only man in my bed at night.
How to make a Lisa
Ingredients:
5 parts competetiveness
3 parts brilliance
5 parts instinct
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of curiosity
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

My Interests

It will sound pathetic, but probably my favorite things to do are laundry, vacuuming, and just all around house cleaning. I also like to run and workout at the gym, swim, rollerblade, play raquetball, spin, play with my kid, eat out, play, watch movies & porn, and masturbate (which is a close tie with cleaning!)

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Phil Collins, Snoop Dog, Yolanda Adams, and people who don't irritate me or annoy me. Is that is too much to ask?!

Music:

All kinds, but mostly stuff I can shake my booty to.

Movies:

Kill Bill, The Matrix movies, Lord of the Rings movies, How to Lose a Guy in 10 days, Hope Floats, Malibu's Most Wanted.

Television:

I am hook on both Jessica Simpson's Newlyweds show and the Ashlee Simpson show. I like CSI when I can catch it too.

Books:

I read a lot of parenting books and Christian books.

Heroes:

I am my own hero.

My Blog

Swingers Sex Club

I went to this cool swingers sex club last Saturday night, anyone wanna go?!
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hi, my name is Lisa and I am a bisexual.

I AM BI, I WANT TO BE WITH WOMEN IN A "SEXUAL" WAY, BUT SOME PEOPLE DON'T BELIEVE ME! :)
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dirty Little Secret

If I had the chance love I would not hesitate To tell you all things I never said before Don't tell me it's too late 'Cause I've relied on my illusion to keep me warm at night and I've denied in...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

VEGAS THIS WEEKEND!

I have been stressed out at work, sick and tired literally and I am driving to Las Vegas this weekend. If anyone has any tips (I've never been there before) or wants to ride along (who ins't a serial...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Woman's Manifesto

A Woman's Manifesto Stop being nice. Start being truthful. Stop looking for approval. Start commanding respect. Sto...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Haircut

So I chopped all me hair off, it's been getting on my nerves. It's cute, I use to wear it short in my younger days. When I figure out how to set up my webcam AGAIN, I'll post a pic.
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST