I likes to: eat, sleep, read, jump up and down, do weird dances, procrastinate to the fullest extent possible, follow the Law of Inverse Proportionality of Distance from Destination to the Probability of Being Late, not to mention the Law of Taking However Much Time I Have Left to Do an Assignment to Actually Do It, give weird looks, look mad 24/7, be socially awkward during all moments of human interaction, tweeze my eyebrows, be late to every single class, be late to work, waste unimaginable amounts of time, cry over kicked snails, doodle during important lectures, secretly harbor symptoms of OCD, critique other people and their grammar, make other people feel stupid, pretend I know everything, trash talk, laugh it off like it ain't nothin', et cetera, et cetera.
