Its Mike!

fuck off while you still have the legs to carry you

About Me

I enjoy life while I can. As in, before I get lung cancer and/or whatever else I get with smoking.

My Interests

Basketball...and sportscenter. Its the ultimate reality show. And this game http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/handeye.phpAnd guitar and reading books and playing poker (a bit) and maybe smoking.

I'd like to meet:

Roger Federer. Tiger Woods. Billy Beane. Phil Ivey.

Music:

Brand New. Etc.

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Boondock Saints, Snatch, Garden State, Ice Age, Shreck, Serendipity (fuck you. I know), Braveheart, Finding Nemo, Saving Private Ryan, Equilibrium, Harold and Kumar and all the other stupid movies...

Television:

Sportscenter. And the occasional family guy. Actually its turning into Family Guy and the occasional Sportscenter. Da na na! Da na na!

Books:

Lots of them. Fav right now: Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises

Heroes:

Jose. Jesse. Sara. Ryan.

My Blog

a Haiku by Joe

there's my bovinohe has a smelly buttholemy weiner has graced
Posted by Its Mike! on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 02:03:00 PST

I saw a dongo today

Yeah, and it aroused me like no other. It wasn't even that big. Maybe I am gay?
Posted by Its Mike! on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 09:48:00 PST

I'm so gay

I had a dream about my supernatural gayness.
Posted by Its Mike! on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 01:25:00 PST