So SHE SMASHED the
REARViEW MiRROR
with HER FiST
because starting today she's
n.e.v.e.r l.o.o.k.i.n.g b.a.c.k
Hula Teacher: Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo: It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich...
Hula Teacher: "Pudge" is a fish?
Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said "a tuna sandwich". I can't give Pudge tuna!
Lilo: [whispering] Do you know what tuna *is*?
Hula Teacher: Fish?
Lilo: [hysterical] It's fish! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is... is... stinkin' tuna!
Hula Teacher: Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important to you?
Lilo: [calm] Pudge controls the weather.
I'd like to meet:
A sexxi columbian boii...o wait haha i already have one :-P ..
What Makes You.. by SheBangs12
Your name?
Your gender?
What makes you sexy? Everything
What makes you pretty? Everything
What makes you loveable? How sexy you are
What makes you fun? Your quick wit
What makes you irresistable? Your individuality
What makes you cute? The way you walk
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Your love... your kiss... your touch... by blackangel692
Name
Username
Your love is... Forbidden
Your kiss is... Kinky
Your touch is... Sensitive
Your eyes are... Glittering
Your smile is... Amazing
Your body is... Perfect
You are... A wonderful lover
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Movies:
Ur love makes a guy... by flop
Your Name...
Your Kiss... makes guys hard
Your Eyes... makes guys love u
Your Boobs... Makes guys double take
Your Ass... Makes guys wanna see ya shake it like a salt shaker
Your Laugh... is cute and makes guys wanna make u laugh more
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Books:
The Five People You Meet In Heaven, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, 1001 Things To Do Before You Die
