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Geoffrey

With Friends Like Me... Who Needs Friends?!?

About Me

I'm just your average guys in his early 30's, who for various reasons that I won't go into here, has decided to remain in a constant stage of arrested adolesence.I have no money, no prospects, and little dignity. I've worked in a used record store for about 7 years, and don't see myself quting, regardless of how degrading it is to be making minimum wage at my age.For the last two years I've been working on a screenplay called "BLIND-DOG RHINO" E-Mail me for the plot, as I don't feel comfortable disclosing any information about the script on this site.I live in Ballard, Wa., with My loverly girlfriend, two dogs, and two cats. They can all be seen in my picture section.

My Interests

Music, Bad T.V., Drinking Whiskey, Buying Whiskey, Ordering Whiskey, Explaining Whiskey to Straight-Edge Kids, Looking at Whiskey, 60's & 70's pop-culture, Hating LadyTron, Making Fun of Bjork, Eating in Greasy Spoons, Writing, Playing With My Pets, Lorraine, Doodling While talking on The Phone, Collecting Records, Reading vintage MAD & NATIONAL LAMPOON magazines, Seafood, The Muppets, Hating, Haning Out In Bars, Getting Drunk in The Morning, Wacky Packs, Watching People Get Their Hair Cut, Captain Caveman, Buying new Clothes, & Easy-Cheese.

I'd like to meet:

No one, really. I'm pretty comfortable spending the rest of my prision sentance on this god-forsaking pile of vile we call planet earth in complete and utter solitude, without so much as hearing a single peep from another "Human Being", untill I crawl into my grave, cold, alone, and very, very dead.Oh! Maybe Alton Brown!

Music:

A-Frames, Accel 4, Adverts, Animals,The Assosiation, Avengers, Bonzo Dog Band, Beatles,Beau Brummels, Black Lips, Black Flag, Bongos, Bass & Bob, Bobbyteens,Black Time, Beastie Boys, Blacalicous, Boxtops, Back From The Grave, The Buff Medways, Johnny Cash,Clinic, Cramps, Country Teasers, Count 5, Creation, Count Backwards,Comets On Fire, Nikki Corvette, Dead Milkmen, Devo, Driving Stupid, Detroit Cobras,The Dammned, Bob Dylan, The Dictators, Den Mothers, Dirtbombs, Downliner Sect,Donovan, Electric Prunes, Evaporators, The Easybeats, Flaming Lips, Ernie Ford,Fuzztones, The Fat Boys, Gore Gore Girls, Guess Who,The Gossip,The Go-Nuts,The Gaustley Ones,Go Like Hell, Thee Headcoats, Lee Hazelwood, Hot Snakes,Hot Hot Heat,Head,Howlin'Rain,The Hollies, Buddy Holly, International Submarine Band, The Jam, Wanda Jackson,Jurrasic 5,The Kaisers, Kills,The Kinks, Kiss, Lovage,Little Killers, Loretta Lynn, Lyrics Born,Marvelettes, Roger Miller, Monks, Monkees, Mudhoney, Mummies, Dean Martin,MF DOOM, Nervous Norvus,Operation Ivy, Oblivians, Os Mutantes, Pretty Things, Pop Rivites, ? & the Mysterians, Ramones, Reigning Sound, Rip-Offs, Rolling Stones, Run-DMC, Sonics, Smugglers, Statics,The Supremes, Nancy Sinatra,Sleater-Kinney, Supercharger, Trashwomen, Tina & the Total Babes, They Might Be Giants,Toy Dolls, Undertones, Ugly Duckling, Ventures, Vibrators, Link Wray, Walter Wanderley, X, X-ray Specs, Weird Al Yankovic, Frank Zappa, Zombies

Movies:

Phantom Of The Paradise, Wet Hot American Summer, Airplane!, Kentuky Fried Moive, Stripes, Revenge of the Nerds, Man Bites Dog, Head, Spinal Tap, Beyond The Valley Of the Dolls, Faster Pussycat, Das Experiment, Clerks, Freddy Got Fingered, The Girl Can't Help It, Bad Taste, Muppet Movie, Vacation, Help!, Marin & Orloff,

Television:

Mr.Show, Upright Citzen's Brigade, NewsRadio, Adult Swim Shows, The State, Viva Varity, Conan O'Brein, T.V. Funhouse, Ben Stiller Show, Fernwood 2nite, A-Team, MatchGame, SCTV, Cheers, OLD Snl, Kids In The Hall, Lookwell!, Electric Company, Cosby Show, Spud Goodman, Arrested Development, Sid & Marty Kroff, Late Night With David Letterman (NBC), uh....lots, lots more. I also enjoy drinking whilst watching t.v.

Books:

David Sedaris, Laurie Notaro, Douglas Adams, "Daddy's Boy" by Chris Elliott, Slaughter House Five, "I'm Just Here For the Food" by Alton Brown, MAD, National Lampoon, HATE comics, EIGHTBALL comics, and various movie and music guides.

Heroes:

Chris Elliott, Mike Nesmith, "Weird Al" Yankovic, whoever invented Easy Cheese, Neil Hamburger, Alfred E. Numan, Clint Howard, Bill McNeil, Grandmaster B., Fleagle, uh...Oh, and "You Know Who" (he/she did a backflip at the Cha-Cha last week....)

My Blog

The Shaggs....

In one of my last Bulletins, whilst listing possible things to do on my three-day weekend, I kind of made an off-handed, negaitve remark about the group the Shaggs. I said, in a nutshell, how I finall...
Posted by Geoffrey on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 11:07:00 PST

Music...2006

Hey Everyone!! Since it's the time of year for music lists....here is some stuff that I dug this year!! If for some crazy reason you care about my opinion, let me know what you think!!! After about t...
Posted by Geoffrey on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 10:22:00 PST

Littlle Steven's Underground Garage Rock What Not Tour Thing....

Me and my old lady went out last night to see the ZOMBIES on their most recent reunion tour. Well, we ACTUALLY went to see one of our favorite live garage rawk bands, The Woggles. If you ain't seen t...
Posted by Geoffrey on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 04:27:00 PST

DJ NIGHT OF THE LIVING DUMB.....

Hey all you spuds out there in M*A*S*H land.... me and my old lady are gonna be trying our hand at DJin' at the TIN HAT in ballard WA., U.S.A, EARTH. The date; Thurday, June 22. The Time 9-11pm. ...
Posted by Geoffrey on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 10:16:00 PST

Arm Wrestling....

My girlfriend is going to comepete in an Arm Wrestling contest at the Tin Hat....watch this space for futher updates....it should be good.
Posted by Geoffrey on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 10:09:00 PST

JUNKIES

This person who used to work at the record store who was always calling in sick too much, and Tired" all the time, and who also told everyone about how he 'use to' have a bad drug problem started sell...
Posted by Geoffrey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ANTI-BJORK

Just a note to all my you true RAWK'N'ROLERZ out there. My new friend maggie has reminded me that I am the moderator of many ANTI-BJORK GROUPS. I want all my friends to please join now. Together, w...
Posted by Geoffrey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Z-A SURVEY. GET TO KNOW ME, GEOFFREY REED, COOLEST DUDE ON THE FUCKING PLANET!! (I'M RAD, MAN!)

Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Sag! Y - YUMMY FOOD: biscuits n' gravy....or B.B.Q! X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: I've had a few. W - WORST HABIT(S): I do enjoy drinking quite a bit. V - VEGETABLE YOU HATE: Squ...
Posted by Geoffrey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Top Ten Of This Week

1) Handsome Dick Manitoba 2) Easy-Mac 3) Finding Out The New Issue Of CHUNKLET is on it's way 4) Count Chocula 5) Jolt Cola's New Blue Razberry Flavor 6) SCTV 7) Gary Ganu 8) The Sweet 9) Insi...
Posted by Geoffrey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Births I would Erase From Time if I had A Time Machine

1) Bettie Page 2) Charlie Chaplan 3) Whatever band started "Electo-clash/pop/punk 4) He-man (and Orko) 5) Jay Leno 6) The creators of the t.v. show "Wings" 7) Pat Morita 8) Betty White 9) John...
Posted by Geoffrey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST