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Sexecutioner

It puts the lotion on it's skin or it get's the hose again!!!

About Me


Glitter GraphicsWell, I am not sure what to say I like to drink, hang out with the girls and talk about vulgar things. I have a crazy ass dog named Hazel who keeps me full of scars and tired. I like to bowl, travel, eat, and play video games mostly arcade games. I am Certified in Culinary Arts so I can rock it in the kitchen. My best friends are Kristine (she is entertaining and she smells like broccoli farts and old cottage cheese, Which kinda sucks, But oh well I deal with it)and McKenzie (who is funny as hell but likes to put medicine up animals butts so that's kinda weird) I love music! All kinds of music, I really have a secret obsession with banjos and bag pipes. But it is not much of a secret anymore. I joined Roller Derby and I am super excited to wear a little skirt and skate around hurting other girls! What Color Is Your Aura?
Your aura shines Orange!
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Hmmm booze and bowling and lots of music and movies,also Harleys and muscle cars, I also like tubthumping, slumber parties with shaving cream, jumping naked on trampolines while the sprinkler is under it and playing original nintendo- Oh and I can't forget the arcade games- Pacman, Carnevil, Silver strike bowling, and Adams Family Pin Ball because I mother fucking rock at them!!!!!
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I'd like to meet:

The hot Firemen that work down the road, My baby's daddy, Gene Sarfolodick, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Howard the mother fucking duck, Sloth, Pat McCrotch, Ten Ton Tammy Two Step, Huey Lewis without the news, The Princess Bride, Zebulon Pike, Munchkin No. 2 from the Wizard of OZ, The horse from Mr.Ed, The Purple People Eater, The alien that gave me my third nipple, Pee Wee Herman in a dark movie theater and these guys....
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Music:

Dog Fashion Disco, A perfect Circle, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Clutch, Tool, Primus, Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies, Mindless Self Indulgence, Mr Bungle, Fantomas, Gwar, Combustible Edisson, The Bloodhound Gang, Heart, Portishead, Lovage, White Zombie, Ween, Big Dumb Face, Radiohead, Acid Bath, The Alter Boys, George Clinton, Faith No More, Ministry, Patsy Cline, The sound boobs make when they slap together, Secret Chiefs 3, Led Zepplin, Six Feet Under, Tin Hat Trio, Tomahawk, Fiona Apple, Del McCoury, Jackyl, Ministy, Les Claypool, Johnny Cash, Charolette Church. I pretty much like everything I guess, as long as it gots a good beat!

Movies:

Snatch, Natural Born Killers, Texas Chainsaw Massacre II, Saw 1 & 2, High Tension, Domino, Motel Hell, Meet The Feebles, Blue Velvet, American History X, Redneck Zombies, All three Final Destinations, Equilibrium, Lord of the Rings, and anything scary and bloody really. Also I enjoy to watch movies that have hot half naked guy that are getting dirty, that is so freaking beautiful!
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Television:

I am a CSI Freak! Also The Office and My Name is Earl, Adult Swim, Project Runway, Grey's Anatomy, and America's Next Top Model.

Books:

I don't get far unless there are pictures then I just look at them because colors make me happy!
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 46%
Stability |||||||||| 33%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 43%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||| 23%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||| 16%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 63%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||||| 56%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||| 36%
Physical Fitness |||||||||| 37%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Heroes:

Adeline Hein five strokes can't take her down She's the best!
Glitter GraphicsSalina Muelhauser 1983-1998 RIP