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Risa Shark

About Me

im a sweetheart, but a cold hearted bitch at the same time. i watch too many movies, bitch too much and read too many books. i don't drink, smoke or do drugs. i like lollipops and peach juice. i swear like fat kids eat cake. im vain. i love myself. alot. i live for cameras and black and white pictures. i have a dog named Seth Cohen. just click on the heart!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

uhhh....guys with cute hair? i dont knowPLEASE DON'T ADD ME IF YOU'RE A BAND, ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE A BAD BAND FROM SOMEWHERE NOWHERE NEAR ME.

My Blog

silly bitch

i work too much lately 2 jobs and possibly a third. god damn i am tired a lot.   speaking of which, i have to get ready for work.   silly bitch.
Posted by on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 08:06:00 GMT

MUTHA FUCKA

so far this year i have been fired for being white, punching my boss in the face 3 years ago, and today i added "having a hole in my nostril" to that list. how fucking spectacular.   get me a job...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

I'm Better Than You

yes that's right i am going to attempt to break a Guiness World Record soon. I WIN YOU LOSE wish me luck :)
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Fire

so friday night im having a shitty night. me and lauren meet up to get coffee and cheer up. (side bar....why does one still call it "going for coffee" when none of the parties involved actually get co...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

mother fucker?

i don't understand this fucker yet. my apartment is a sauna. i hate clothing. i love diet vanilla coke. i hate aspartame. the speed limit is 18 on a side street near me. notorious big tried to jump of...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT