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Ian

I eat paint

About Me



I have superpowers and accomplish the impossible before most mortals are out of bed.If it had a face, I'll eat it.I do stuff that's dangerous but justify it as interesting material for my autobiography.(I've finally gotten off my butt and am attempting this "my space" thing (friendster is dead)-- so be my friend so I won't look like such a pussy!)

My Interests

Midnight city biking (and not getting killed), painting, bodybuilding, computer animation, Macs, illustration, running, digital photography in high-risk situations, anatomy, art history and theory, reading, making fun of contemporary art and assholes.

I'd like to meet:

At the moment Mr. Softee-- so I can beat the shit out of him and stick that fucking song up his ......Actually.. the Non-Politically Correct. Any killer bodies with brains seeking a constant endorphine rush. Good karma/positive energy. Someone that wants to wear spandex and bike laps in the park, over the bridge or just to nowhere in particular. Feel free to e-mail me even if this isn't you. And hate mail is entertaining too.

Music:



Death Cab for Cutie, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Blondie, Ben Folds, Danny Elfman, Pink Floyd, Pixies, Joy Division, Moby, Stevie Nicks, Tina Turner, Pat Benitar, Supertramp, Tenacious D, KT Tunstall, James, They Might Be Giants, Counting Crows, Bowie, New Order, Duran Duran, Jack off Jill, The Killers, The Who, Hole, Pearl Jam, Run Lola Run (OST), U2

Movies:

Crash, Ameile, KUNG FU HUSTLE, Elizabethtown, Gattaca, The Incredibles, Hero, The Professional, La Femme Nikita, LOTR, Dave, The Great Escape, Showgirls! Star Wars (4-6), Spider Man 2, Kill Bill I & II, American Beauty, X-Men, Shrek 1&2, Mixed Nuts, Time Bandits, The Goonies, Princess Bride, Tim Burton anything.

Television:

Desperate Housewives, Gray's Anatomy, The L Word, Will and Grace, South Park on Utube (and for some strange reason I enjoy Las Vegas).

Books:

Authors: Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Flannery O'Connor, Dr. Suess, Early John Irving. Books: Middlesex, Fast Food Nation, Geek Love. Running with Scissors.....Too many.

My Blog

RAIN

I hate large women with even larger umbrellias.
Posted by Ian on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 07:35:00 PST