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I like to narrate pop up books for the blind in my spare time when I'm not busy teaching marine animals sign language....But that is what I do to stay up on all of the current vaccinations, really...ok..the 'real' me...for my real friends and family, here in this profile. I do a lot of things. I play bass guitar. I juggle. I dance. I know some martial arts. Tang Soo! I'm a writer/stand up comedian. I'm an artist of all sorts. I sculpt. I draw. I know various forms of massage therapy; including shiat-su and reflexology. I know a great deal about growing certain plants and mushrooms. I can 'speak' to the hearing impaired with my hands. I can write with both hands. I'm a great swimmer. I know a fair amount of pharmacology. I'm a vegetarian. I'm a skateboarder and snowboarder. I'm a liberal minded person. I support cannabis for medicinal and recreational purposes. If you don't, so sorry that you are that darn stupid, but I still love you. I forgive. I forget. But I'll make fun of you first for being a bumbumtooter. I'm single, as there is only one of me and not looking because I currently have my eyes closed. I love all kinds of music and do not consider myself 'stuck' in any genre. I tip my waitstaff. If you would like to know more of the 'real' me, write to me. Don't be shy. If you take drugs in any form, don't abuse them...and please don't drive. And alcohol...dear friends..IS A DRUG and kills more people than crack, cocaine and heroin, COMBINED each year......right, Mr. Hicks? (miss you dearly) PLUR! Please contact me as I would love to know you. Friends and love are very important to me. See? I can be a 'softy', stinkyfingers! haha...love you. Now, let's get crazy and have some fun! Working on new and funny videos for all of you! Now, if you'll excuse me.....I have to make sure Grandmama is properly locked in her cage and fill her water bottle-the usual errands. Oh! And I have to pick up my slacks at the wet cleaners and then there's checkers with B.B. King after brunch. Such tribulations! Leave a comment....or a sandwich.