New American Civil War? |
get ready! OBAMA WINS 2008! = rednecks flock to South Carolina &nbs...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 11:32:00 GMT |
Convulsion. |
Riverao knew now. The chaos spread across the land as the beast embraced its mutual end. The deepest blue in the sky was awash in darkness. There was no time for regret, only memor...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 02:36:00 GMT |
Kamikaze Moth & The Victim Lamp |
Christ-damn moth. So, Dave and Josephine were sittin' here listening to some horseshit emocentric stuff (for some reason), when I realized there was a diminutive moth fluttering mindlessly agai...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 01:08:00 GMT |
John French & The Comet |
As fine people of Earth prepared the final minutes of their lives before the landing of Comet 34-1BE, John French was intent on finalizing his divorce papers. The ominous hunk of sp...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 03:06:00 GMT |
Clownz 'R' FuhnEE |
I once read on the world-wide intraweb about a haunted clown borrow festering deep in the bowels of the Cumberland Mountain State Park.Some say 7 clowns (each representing an aspect of human emotion) ...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 00:15:00 GMT |
Big Bad Jackson! |
Here he comes! Look out, its...BIG BAD JACKSON!He has two marble-stone fists, a can of fresh acrylic paint, 7 fifty-cent brushes and a haunting desire to paint "LORD BEEF WARD" all over anything...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 00:29:00 GMT |
The Denting o' the World |
Several years ago (in a dank pit), a young man named Stephen Briggsby took his first unsolicited steps into the world.To his great surprise and astonisment, young Stephen Briggsby's premature steps en...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 23:07:00 GMT |
Murphy USA.... My Final Bitch Session (may it rot in hell) |
Well, it finally happened. After many months of aggrivation and depression from dealing with the public and overbearing policies (for which I believe I was underpaid), and most notable the gasol...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 02:03:00 GMT |
santa's giant asscrack |
This old, crazy sunuva bitch showed up at my gas station today.
He was donned in a bright, red, friggin' shirt, a giant white beard, and blue jeans. Probably corrective sna...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 12:09:00 GMT |
world's smallest penis |
Turds in a blender: 5 bucks.
AKA: McDonald's milkshakes.
I love you bastards.
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 22:43:00 GMT |
