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B Fay

I can say what I want-I still got Nazi bullets in my ass

About Me

I am gentle, sentimental, I fuck in the back of a rental Lincoln Continental's. Dre said there was no limit to this. As long I continue to drop gangsta shit. Really??

My Interests

Debauchery, Wild Antics, Shenanigans, Tomfoolery, Rapscallionism, Mularkey, Riddles, Haiku, a nice pair of slacks, foods that start with the letter Q, Dachshunds, electron microscopes, Bill Cosby sweaters, Vast Subterranean Compounds, trees that bear delicious fruit, cock-fights, a beautiful girl of multi-multi-multiple races, Cribbage, applying medication to war-inflicted wounds, girls that wear pigtails, pigs that wear girltails, The Shirttails (Old-school Saturday morning cartoons rule!) monkeys that ride on saddled pigs, dancing wildly at bars, skipping stones, burying the hatchet, sleeping on Egyptian cotton, workin' for the weekend, stretching the weekend out to a two day bender......

I'd like to meet:

The Beastie Boys, Barbara Streisand (to punch in the head), and the entire Chicago Cubs team WHEN and IF they win the World Series, Oil Can Boyd, the person that invented KY warming jelly.. .. width="425" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. You're going to die soon

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Music:

My Morning Jacket, Beasties, Pixies, Beck, 311, White Stripes, Kings of Leon, Strokes, Arcade Fire, Modest Mouse, David Gray, Citizen Cope, old school Wu tang, B.I.G., DJ Shadow, Pearl Jam, Nas, NIN, Blackalicious, Missy Elliot, Bjork, Black Keys, Cash, Mr. Robert Marley, Eazy-E RIP, Cat Power, Chemical Brothers, Queens of the Stone Age, Tenacious D, Band of Horses, Chili Peppers, The Roots, Circle Jerks, Fugazi...See Below....div style="text-align: center; margin-left: auto; visibility:visible; margin-right: auto; width:450;"

Movies:

All Godfathers (even III...), Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Super Troopers, Caddyshack, Animal House, any female porn, Gladiator, Anchorman, Old School, Race for your Life Charlie Brown, Emmet Otters Jugband Christmas, Freddy Got Fingerered, Raising Arizona, Summer Rental, Nacho Libre, 40 year old virgin, Requiem for a Dream, Indiana Jones, Waiting, The Untouchables, Apocalpyse Now Redux, Pan's Labryinth, Beerfest, Grandma's Boy

Books:

Dachshunds for Dummies, Hammer of the Gods, A Clockword Orange, 5 against 1 The Pearl Jam Story, Silent Bob Speaks, Henry Rollin's Get In The Van, Private Parts, Saving Private Ryan, anything Chuck Palahniuk

Heroes:

My parents, Dwight from "The Office", Ron Burghendy, Frank the Tank, Lt. Edmund Exley, Sgt. Bud White, Tyler Durden, Turd Fergueson, Brian Fellows, Brian Fay, Lt. Dan, Tony Soprano, Dolph Lundgren, Joe Hung, Oil Can Boyd, Stephen Chow, Chow-Yung Fat, Chowder of a Clammed Nature, Jack Black.. width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

Caddyshack

"Oh Porterhouse, look at the wax build up on these shoes, I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois, and I want them now. Chop chop." - Judge Sma...
Posted by Brian on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 11:04:00 PST

The Best Quote EVER!!!"

"Men are not fat. Fat women are fat. Now if you excuse me I have to warn the chef that you have arrived."- Peter Griffin
Posted by Brian on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 10:59:00 PST