f-ed up... |
...again.**though simultaneously attempting to acclamate self to unabating torrent of personal chaos incurred by persistent, illogical and rampant social misfitude. will both update and clarify once i...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 22:12:00 GMT |
ok, you can stop sending food stamps. |
this long-overdue blog is to let you know that all my bending over to pick up pencils, superlative alpha-numeric filing abilities, and, oh yeah, doctorate in music, have finally paid off. i have of la...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 23:32:00 GMT |
broken architecture |
broken architecture i took the architectureof my reasonand exploded itinto a deep crevasse.this you filledwith marrow,this you contoured with laughter -a strange and lovely physic. &...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 19:12:00 GMT |
oh some words from somewhere |
found and lost where nothing went and nothing ever thought to go,a rock scorched in the sun-tended to by no one, its cracked facade betrayeda ceaselessly cracked core-broken, brea...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 08:31:00 GMT |
wisdom teeth aren't wise at all. |
so, whoever appended the name "wisdom teeth" to the four misguided fossils that sleaze their way uncomfortably into one's gums as one gets older was clearly having a laugh, a toothless laugh, at the e...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 13:52:00 GMT |
hire me. |
so now that i've graduated, with all the pomp, circumstance and overpriced- polyeurethane-masquerading-as-academic-regalia that only a classy institution like princeton can provide, its time to find m...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 22:22:00 GMT |
tenacious d |
ok kids. my dissertation defense is tomorrow. by this point, many of you know that my lunatic of a second reader is trying do make my life impossible, so when i say its going to be a defense, i reall...
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 18:15:00 GMT |
david duchovny, why won't you love me? |
this is my official plea to those of you who care enough about me to want me to get some celebrity ass. i refer now to david duchovny, the ONLY celebrity i have ever been facinated by in my life (and ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 13:44:00 GMT |
running away from swaths of pink (far and fast) |
ok. so bridal showers are horrible, psychologically ill-hewn affairs. i just went to one yesterday and i'm happy - although, frankly, surprised - to report that i didn't actually shoot myself in the f...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 13:19:00 GMT |
one-liners i wish were mine |
usually i don't use this site to advertise any one else's comedy and/or psychological disrepair besides my sordid own, but i just read these one liners that came out of this year's aspen comedy festiv...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 22:47:00 GMT |
