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♥ Don't hate on me cuz you ain't hittin on shit! ♥

This is me is south park...and yes i have on my karate "uniform" and I have a baseball bat...cuz thats how i roll

My Interests



*I like playing/watching sports.(most of the time fat girls and sports dont mix but dont worry, I got this!)playing in the rain, going to the beach or the lake..or finding some kind of trouble to get into..oh, and just keeping it real..really real*

I'd like to meet:

*T.I. Marilyn Monroe and Rocky Balboa*

this video is for Jessica...Bitch Please!

Music:


I like everything but I LOVE Hip Hop, R&B, and Reggae music!!Like... **T.I.**Pastor Troy**JAH CURE**Sizzla**BONE THUGS-N-HARMONY**Three6Mafia**Lil Wayne**Mary J Blige**Chamillionaire**Jamie Foxx**Bun B**Akon**Rick Ross** Im a music junky!!

Movies:



SCARFACE**Belly**The Fog(the orignal)**Goonies**Breakfast Club**Rocky**Friday**Training Day**Harlem Nights**Bad Boys**Troy**40 Year Old Virgin**Forrest Gump

Television:

well uhh...I dont have cable...because Im poor and live out on my own!! BUT when I did I loved me some Law and Order!!! I LOVE UFC!!! thats how I learned to beat up my brother! Def Poetry and BET comedy! I actually like the Discovery channel, History Channel, Animal Planet, TLC, Home and Garden. All kinds of stuff!

Books:

man thats fucked up...you know I dunno how to read!!....Bitch! .. Stephen King is my favorite author! I love learning so I like to read about historical events or just research something that really interests me to become more educated! lmao..that was the lamest shit ever! but its true.

Heroes:

Tony Montana

My Blog

*Its Hard To Talk Shit When You Cant Breathe....(NEW)*

thats probably why ya ass shut the fuck up when you were gettin choked the fuck out..holla at my dawg Heather!! anyway I hope everyone brought the new year in right, I know I did! Holla to my homie He...
Posted by K.P on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:37:00 PST

*How To Make A Kristen*

How to make a KristenIngredients:5 parts anger5 parts self-sufficiency1 part instinct Method: Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little caring if desired!   that sounds about right!!...
Posted by K.P on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 02:51:00 PST

*About Me Survey*

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:*Kristen...some CRAZY kids call me KPBirthday:*Feb. 5...so..what are you going to get me?? oh, same thing you got me last year huh?? asshole!Birthplace:*Nurnbur...
Posted by K.P on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 09:23:00 PST