I love to collect "num-chucks", I currently have about 50 different num chucks. Some people exchange Disney pins, Some people exchange num chucks. I also Like to collect chop sticks because how else would you eat rice? With a fork? That's bull shit!!
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I'd like to meet the person who invented chopsticks and rice.
um.... I love hip hop like the Nazis Love the Jews!!! HAHA I also like house, trance, house, and did I mention house? ------Morillo@Space w/ the "crackhead crew" ---------------
History of Bruce Lee (the complete series) and any Bruce Lee films. My goal in life is to memorize every line in his movies. After that I will memorize every kung fu move in his movies... Yes it's a lot to accomplish, but I am a young grasshopper.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kung Fu Master J
Birthday: Kung Fu Masters Have no Birthdays...
Birthplace: In the Mountains of China
Current Location: I am everywhere.... and everywhere is me
Eye Color: Black as the dark night
Hair Color: Black, Like Bruce Lee
Height: Tall, Like Jacky Chan
Right Handed or Left Handed: As a Kung Fu Master, I trained myself to be both
Your Heritage: Chinese.... duh!
The Shoes You Wore Today: I no need shoes, I float....
Your Weakness: Weakness is NOT a word in the Master's vocab
Your Fears: Fears is NOT a spoke word by the Master
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza? Never. Only Rice!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I would like to be able to Punch through mountains
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I'm Kung Fu Master J Beeeiiiiooootttccchhhh
Thoughts First Waking Up: SHit... I'm Chinese!
Your Best Physical Feature: My Feet, they have special powers, They make ppl scream!
Your Bedtime: I will sleep after I have pushed all the trees in the yard at least once
Your Most Missed Memory: I have many memories, none r missing
Pepsi or Coke: WTF? I drink Green TEA only!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: WTF? I eat RICE!!! ONLY RICE!!
Single or Group Dates: I only date other Kung Fu masters or white guys
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: THey are NOT real tea, they r FAKE! I drink real Ginseng Green TEA.
Chocolate or Vanilla: I only EAT RICE damn it!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: I ONLY drink GREEN TEA! stop asking!
Do you Smoke: Only Chinese herb called "We-Ed"
Do you Swear: Fuck no!
Do you Sing: I sing every morning in the mountains as I carry buckets of water
Do you Shower Daily: Showers are for the weak
Have you Been in Love: Yes. I still Love him (Bruce Lee)
Do you want to go to College: I Train to become a Kung Fu Master in the mountains. No college
Do you want to get Married: Only to other Kung Fu Masters or white guys
Do you belive in yourself: Yes. Believe is Power!
Do you get Motion Sickness: I No get sick. I Kung Fu Master J!! Powerful!!
Do you think you are Attractive: I attract mosquitos and red ants and some white guys
Are you a Health Freak: Yes. I only eat rice and drink green tea
Do you get along with your Parents: I born in Mountains, raised by monkeys. No parents.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, I ride the Thunder!!
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, The Num-chucks. Yes, they are an instrument. Shut up!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I drink GREEN TEA (sometimes w/ vodka)
In the past month have you Smoked: Power comes from Chinese herb called "We-ed"
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Drugs make me slow, Kung Fu master MUST be fast
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, not many Kung FU Master live in America
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No, mall have no num chucks. I like Num chucks
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO. I EAT only RICE!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I eat rice, no fish, just rice
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, my powers are not for show
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, I kill if I get dumped....j/k .. not
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No. No water in mountains
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No. Stealing is forbidden for Kung Fu Masters
Ever been Drunk: Never. I Drink only TEA!!!
Ever been called a Tease: No... I only have DSLs.... LOL
Ever been Beaten up: That's a joke! Nobody can ever defeat me! I punch rocks!
Ever Shoplifted: I lift shops? What? no understand
How do you want to Die: By having sex w/ 3 hookers while smoking weed and getting drunk. j/k
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Kung Fu GRAND master J
What country would you most like to Visit: I love CHINA. I will NEVER leave CHINA!!!
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Kung Fu Masters Do NOT watch TV. We don't even need a TV! As a matter of fact, we see things through our minds!! The reason why my eyes are so "small" is cuz I can see stuff with High-Def and Wide screen. Don't hate cuz u big,round eye white ppl can't see high def and widescreen.
"How To Kung Fu Somebody's ass in Kung Fu Jazzy Style" by Kung Fu Master J Hong Kong at Night... Love that place~
My wise master : Master Bukake (look it up~!!!) and Bruce Lee