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JOSH

Killing Is My Business Ladies, And Business Is Good!

About Me

My name is Josh. Simple enough. If only I was that simple. Im a very complicated guy who doesn't have much figured out yet, but I'm having fun trying. My best friends have always had my back through thick and thin and I couldn't be more thankful for them. My life has been rough, so I know that I can handle most anything you throw my way. Im very outgoing and don't have an ounce of shyness in me. Im addicted to tattoos and I can't seem to break the habit. I also have a cash spending problem, Im addicted to buying clothes, shoes, and accessories, so I hate having cash on me. That whole thing kinda clashes since Im a waiter and I make tips everytime I work... But overall, Im an easy going guy that likes to have an awesome time, and I try my hardest to put my friends happiness before mine..But it doesn't always work out that way and that probobly bothers me the most about myself. No one makes me out to look like an asshole but myself. But Im trying to fix that. My girlfriend Brooke is amazing, and there is no way I could love her anymore. She is my world. My best friend Daniel is and always has been a brother to me, and without him I don't know where I would be. My nephew Landon is just over a year old now and Im really looking forward to him building some muscles so I can get him on mine and Uncle Daniels baseball team. I've got a lot going for me, and Im looking forward to whats next. PUT YOUR ABOUT ME SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profile

My Interests

Friends, Family, and of course the ever famous Alcohol

I'd like to meet:

Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba...But Who Wouldn't Right??? PUT YOUR I'D LIKE TO MEET SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profileView All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

Anything but Country...mostly

Movies:

Scary Movies or Funny ones...And Nothing in Between

Television:

MtV and Whatever is on the Movie Channels...

Books:

When I learn to Read... I'll let you know

Heroes:

My friends....They Know why....

My Blog

Dear Random Long Lost Friend,..

To whomever this random long lost friend is, thank you for loving me, I greatly appreciate your outgoing personality enough to let me in on the secret you revealed to practically everybody. Although i...
Posted by JOSH on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 04:51:00 PST

How Old Are You Really?

Today I am officially 18 years 2 months and 2 days old, That sounds like a really long time if you ask me! But I just pu this on there so you could see how old you really are if you were curious.... w...
Posted by JOSH on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 06:07:00 PST

Guys Should Read This Pt.2

1. If you like Her .. ASK HER OUT already!2. When you hug her, put YOUR ARMS around her WAIST NOT ASS and hold her close.3. When you WALK next to her, get as CLOSE as you can to her.4. If she's the on...
Posted by JOSH on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 06:32:00 PST

What Is Love?

What exactly is love? One of the most confusing questions anyone has ever encountered if you ask me...Is it the feeling of satisfaction when you wake up in the morning and can't wait to see them, afte...
Posted by JOSH on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 01:44:00 PST

Guys Should Really Read This

30 things guys should know 30 Things Guys Should Know About Girls [Written by a guy. After years of experience.]|1| Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their under...
Posted by JOSH on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:45:00 PST

If We Had Sex.....

1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair?  3. Would you whisper in my ear?  4. Would you talk dirty to me?  5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?&nb...
Posted by JOSH on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:46:00 PST

Your Age In Chocolate

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway--but the Hershey Man will know!It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read ...Be sure you don't read the bottom until you'...
Posted by JOSH on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 12:07:00 PST

Home Remedies

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup ofboiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almostinstantly removed.2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while s...
Posted by JOSH on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 12:05:00 PST

What Does Your Name Mean?

I Guess This Is What It Is Supposed To Look Like.. J - People Adore You O - You Are One Of The Best In Bed S - Easy To Fall In Love With H - Fuckin Crazy
Posted by JOSH on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 04:47:00 PST

Couple Q's I'd Like To Ask You

Answer These About Me.... If You Will...1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7...
Posted by JOSH on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 10:30:00 PST