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About Me

.. I'm God. It's a fulltime job. I feel a lot of guilt because my son died while I was at work. I'm omnipotent, omniscient, and grandiloquent.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

No one. I'm God. Met everyone already. And they're all jerks.People I have Smited thus far:-Dr. Robert Carr -The person who resides at 2956th 45th street in Houston, Idaho. -George Palladino -Henry What's-his-face -Lah Lah

My Blog

Why I hate Neon Genesis Evangelion

Sometimes, you wake up, and you think to yourself "what the hell did I just do last night?" And then you look around, and you're in an alley on 22nd street, with a Barbie doll and a condom full of blo...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 18:08:00 GMT

Why I hate Gundam (And by that, I mean every single series since 1979)

Ever hear of those tests they used to do on rats?  There would be two buttons, and one button would drop food for the rat, and the other would deliver 19 volts at 1.5 amps into the rat's teeny bo...
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 17:33:00 GMT

What I Have Learned

Posting my critiques of various shows has really opened my eyes recently.  I think I will reconsider the direction I go in when I write and draw things now.  Clearly, people do not want some...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:46:00 GMT

Why I hate Case Closed

I had a funny idea on how to open this review.  Unfortunately, I couldn't make it work.  Maybe I'll do it with something a bit more popular. Onward.Case Closed is a unique little show. ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 15:07:00 GMT

Why I Hate FLCL

Ever get so smashed that when you wake up in the morning, you wonder why you're nude, covered in ramen noodles, and smell of kangaroos in a back alley on Lancaster Avenue?  Yeah, that's like the ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 15:30:00 GMT

Why I Hate Ghost In The Shell

Words fail me.  If S-Cry-Ed was all about mindless action, GITS is it's polar opposite:  it throws so much TALKING at you, it's amazing why this was not considered a radio show.  Someti...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 17:48:00 GMT

Why I Hate S-Cry-Ed

Sometimes, something shitty comes along, and even though it's a complete piece of turd because it is so unique and new we buy tons of it.  Take, for example, Scientology, or the Pontiac Aztec, or...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 17:07:00 GMT

Why I Hate FullMetal Alchemist

FullMetal Alchemist is the age old story of two boys who raise their mother from the dead and in the process horrribly mutilate her and themselves, and so they roam the Earth, or where ever they are, ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 16:11:00 GMT

The Internet Has Declared Which City I Should Live In

American Cities That Best Fit You: 90% Philadelphia 80% Chicago 75% New York City 60% Los Angeles 50% Boston Which American Cities Best Fit You?   Darn, how did LA, NYC, and Boston (...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 22:04:00 GMT

Boom

America totally rocks at blowing things to simthereens.  Take the world's largest battleship, for instance.  Read that sentence.  WORLD'S LARGEST BATTLESHIP.  What did America deci...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 17:28:00 GMT