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Gorilla Bellboy

About Me

Gorilla Bellboy is mean.
Gorilla Bellboy is CHILDISH.
Gorilla Bellboy was born in a car wreck.
Gorilla Bellboy is the ANTI-MUSIC.
Gorilla Bellboy is a punk beatnik.
So if you listen carefully, Gorilla Bellboy is trying to tell you something...
...that Gorilla Bellboy DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT.

sssshhhh!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 03/11/2007
Band Members: Piano - Dixie Normiss
Rhodes Piano - Dixie Normiss
Electric Bass - Jack Hoff
Accoustic Bass - Jack Hoff
Drums - Mike Rotch
Percussion - Hugh G. Rekshin
Trumpet - Dick Hertz
Vocals - Haywood Jablomi

Influences: Jazz, Punk, J-Rock, Primitivism, Avant-Rock, Minimalism...
The Sick Lipstick, Thelonious Monk, MEGA SMEGMA, Deerhoof, Ornette Coleman, Finally Punk, PRE, Black Flag, Circle Jerks, Mika Miko, Melt Banana, Dizzie Gillespie, Arab on Radar, Erase Errata, John Coltrane, Teenage Jesus and the Jerks, Lydia Lunch, Ken Vandermark, Spizm, Henry Rollins, Doppler Shift, Charles Mingus
Sounds Like: Pure individualist, minimalist, childish, primitive, un-musical, acoustic vomit

Record Label: Unknown Indie
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Alternative Nation

I took the time to listen to "Alternative Nation" on satellite radio today.  And exactly what I said in my last post, every one of those bands sound the same.  It's amazing to me. I quote Henry Rollin...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jun 2009 10:16:00 GMT

I Tried Watching the Grammy's Tonight

And laughed my ass off till I shat in my pants and saw corn.They should nickname "The Grammy's" to "Yearly Gathering of the Generic and Gay."Seriously, if I don't listen to commercial radio, then I wo...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 20:45:00 GMT

Artistic Masturbation

Creating music to please yourself is the most wonderful thing to do. Because who knows... you might please someone else in the process too.This project is purely masturbatory. I mean, do you really ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 22:48:00 GMT

Tao of the Bellboy 0006 - this the last of the "titles"

You know, instead of naming every blog ENTRY "Tao of the Bellboy," I just renamed my blog SITE "Tao of the Bellboy." It just makes it that much easier. That way, you will know what each blog entry i...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 06:16:00 GMT

Tao of the Bellboy 0005

Yuppies and Commercial Hip Hop - Why We Really Should Dislike Both"Ooooh, let's not criticize hip hop, we don't want to sound racist!"Fuck that, and whoever thinks that way, fuck you too, because I us...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 18:53:00 GMT

Tao of the Bellboy 0004

Seriously... it is quite fuckin' rude and intrusive when other bands try to add you as a "friend," by typing in "check out how awesome we are" in the message field. It's even more offensive when thes...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 20:23:00 GMT

Tao of the Bellboy 0003

You ever watch anything on MTV?  Turn the channel to VH-1, same bullshit music and reality shows.  Turn the channel to BET, same bullshit, just with more black people.  Face it, the Ame...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 05:24:00 GMT

Fuck Your MTV


Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:51:00 GMT

Tao of the Bellboy 0002

It makes Gorilla Bellboy laugh when there are pop-sounding bands who call themselves indie.Indie became "indie" because indie connotated "experimental" and/or "unique sounding..." ....not "boo-hoo, ma...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 07:12:00 GMT

Tao of the Bellboy 0001

Gorilla Bellboy is not above anyone.Gorilla Bellboy is a piece of shit just like you.However there are those who believe that they're above us.Gorilla Bellboy is here to check their asses and to take ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 22:15:00 GMT