jive turkeys |
in the spirit of thanksgiving, lemme pay tribute to all the jive turkeys! thanks for all of the bogus lies that all y'all hath concocted in a vain effort to derail the truth. suk me yarbles!
Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 04:27:00 GMT |
floofla |
some people like to talk about doing things until they are in the midst of doing whatever it was that they had spent so much time talking about. once they realize this, they concoct reasons not to do ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 01:50:00 GMT |
being very number one |
i am very much excited aboot being nymber one! i am so much number one, evrybody knows it. i have done many new and amazing things since my last so called blog! i will update everyone in due time...in...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 17:49:00 GMT |
time |
time. time is free. time is money. time, flowing like a river. out of time. in time. we will do this on my time. this is on your time. overtime. time to leave. time flies. only time will tell. what ti...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 09:56:00 GMT |
flitsan todiscrontoppary |
i have skilled the froth of the flirdostriculate bascrit. i have excrementacated the sqwelled remnants of quintan. it is therefore homogenous to surmise that both the quiltation of the scobin and the ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 20:52:00 GMT |
bionic plasma fart mechanics |
i am currently working on an amazing and fantastic new method of harnessing the mighty powers of my flatulent spew in conjuction with the life force of a dehydrated toad, as well as certain psychic ab...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 22:49:00 GMT |
things that i like |
i like paper. i like rocks that smell like 3 day old macaroni.i also like colors. i also like cheese.
Posted by on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 19:29:00 GMT |
