New Chuck Norris Blog |
Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts:
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01
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word h...
Posted by Absolute Shamrock on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 06:10:00 PST |
Hangover helper |
So why did I decide to repost this blog? Probably has a lot to do with the fact that I wake up feeling like crap every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday of my life.
My personal hangover cure is 2 bottles o...
Posted by Absolute Shamrock on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:48:00 PST |
Oh you got jokes |
So I get pulled over today on my way to work. Sucks. The play by play goes like this:
Cop: Where are you going in such a hurry?
Me: Work sir.
Cop: Where do you work Boy?
Me: At a doctors office.
Cop: ...
Posted by Absolute Shamrock on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 07:20:00 PST |
Rock the Casbah |
Quotes:
Jimmy: You girls want to party in my room?
Girl: Sure, you know we are prostitutes right?
Justin (in a Justin voice): "I dont pay for Sex"
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Posted by Absolute Shamrock on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 06:15:00 PST |
