The Four Armed Freak

Well, basically, the wife and I had a disagreement about the curtains in the living room. She wanted white but I wanted blue. So my emotions got the best of me and I slapped her around a little. Neighbors over heard us and the police were called. She denied the incident and didn’t press any charges. Later that night we were getting ready for bed and she said we were low on hand soap and asked me to pick some up from the store. Well once again this set me off and I went out to the garage and got some chicken wire and choked her to death. Then I cleverly tied a string of dental floss around her neck, called the police and said she had an accident. Luckily they never found out and. . .oh. . .oh shit. . .wait. . .that was a joke! Wait! It was a joke! I. . .that was the story the police came up with! But my wife accidentally strangled herself while flossing her teeth. . .honest! I was just kidding! IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE. . .