My army grows...
Dear Porn Honeys and Spam Boys,
I do report you. Don't mess with me. Bands too.
Ladies, while it's flattering you want to get it on with me, my girlfriend the chicken won't have any of that threeway stuff and would kick me out on the street. Also I'm not into humans...most of you are human right? You may have the plumpest of sweater cows but I don't want to build a pebble nest for you. Think about it, I'm not a mammal! Did you ever want to fuck a parakeet?
Spam boys, move out of your parent's garage and get a life.
Now that I made that clear to the morons...
THE CAUTIONARY TALE OF IL LEONE
So a certain cocky roommate thought he could spin and spin in a consequence free environment! Well, I'm about to reveal the TRUTH of what happens when you take on the fast spinning lifestyle .(needs Quicktime).
Now onto business:I like fish. I like money. I can always spot a pigeon in the crowd.
I can't say anymore on that without incriminating myself.
If I like you I won't steal from you. I might steal for you.
I was once a sushi chef, got fired my first day. Ate a lot of
fish though. I got kicked out of Antarctica at an early age... I
don't like to talk about it. Also, I date a chicken, gotta problem with that?
I've lived with this guy
for the past 17 years. He may not look like much but he's...well, yeah.
He did rescue me from a Store 24 where the owners caught me living in the
frozen food section. He's linked below...sucks at poker.
