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The In-famous El Guapo

In the afterlife gladiators meet their makers

About Me

I dabble in pacifism
I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 !
I like travelling, surfing, and doing alot of other physical things..... "Never shall innocent blood be shed. Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river." Cannot be safe if you wanna be free
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael Joseph "GUIDO"
Birthday:
Birthplace:
Current Location:
Eye Color: brown with a green outline
Hair Color: dark
Height: 72"
Right Handed or Left Handed: R
Your Heritage: Italian and German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Reefs (flipflops)
Your Weakness:
Your Fears: Not having the Marine Corps
Your Perfect Pizza: It all depends on what I feel like at that moment
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To strengthen my ancle
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: No
Thoughts First Waking Up: I don't have any, I just get up
Your Best Physical Feature: None
Your Bedtime: Varies
Your Most Missed Memory: Woulden't know, I hide it from myself
Pepsi or Coke: Water
MacDonalds or Burger King: I'll take a corinary with that
Single or Group Dates:
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Is it morning or afternoon?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate shake from In-N-Out, French Vanilla ice cream
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Sometimes
Do you Sing: If thats what you would like to call it
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Hell ya, I love workin out...
Do you want to go to College: Been there done that
Do you want to get Married: How the hell do I know, depends on the girl I guess
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: To a point
Do you think you are Attractive: Mildly
Are you a Health Freak: Sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell Ya! They are the best in the world to sleep to apart from the sound of the waves
Do you play an Instrument: A couple
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: This is a stupid question
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: huhhhhh yes, I dont really like alot of people arround me
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Almost, I love those damn things
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, theoretically
Ever been Drunk: Wen't way beyond that
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: I'd rather live
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Marine....but I am already a Marine. Does this mean I am a grown up?
What country would you most like to Visit: I would like to go to Germany, particularly Bavaria. I would like to go to Costa Rica and Italy again
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dosen't Matter
Favourite Hair Color: Dosen't Matter
Short or Long Hair: Whatever
Height: Sure as shit not taller than me
Weight: Are you somewhat fit?
Best Clothing Style: Hopefully it varies for different situations
Number of Drugs I have taken: Perscription or Non?
Number of CDs I own: What the hell does that have to do with anything when there is the internet
Number of Piercings: Certainly should not set off a metal detector
Number of Tattoos: Incognito is all I have to say
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Let's move things forward
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My Interests

Just in case some of you forgot.I like to travel and go to foreign countries, especially if the water is warm and there are good waves. I also love to eat good food and drink good booze in far away lands.Your results:
You are The Flash The Flash 65% Green Lantern 65% Superman 50% Supergirl 50% Robin 50% Iron Man 50% Hulk 45% Catwoman 45% Spider-Man 40% Wonder Woman 40% Batman 10% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

I'd like to meet:

If you like music like I do and like to stare at the ocean. To put it plainly I just like havin alot of fun, if your anything like me I don't think I would have a problem meeting you.Of the people who are no longer alive I would really like to meet William Ernest Henley (1849-1903); amongst other people. He wrote a poem that I really like... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

The pumpkins, radiohead, zeppelin, tool, pearl jam, coldplay, bright eyes, jet, snow patrol, postal service, damien rice, dave, clapton, sinatra, johnny cash, hendrix, straylight run, floyd, nin, sublime, audioslave, lynard skynard, rage.....and the list goes onYour results:
You are Superman Superman 85% The Flash 80% Robin 70% Catwoman 60% Green Lantern 60% Iron Man 55% Supergirl 50% Hulk 50% Batman 45% Spider-Man 35% Wonder Woman 30% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

Movies:

The boondock saints, so i married an axe murderer, pirates of the cariibbean, scent of a woman, closer, any surf movie.....anything that is interesting
American Cities That Best Fit You:
65% Honolulu
60% Los Angeles
55% Las Vegas
55% Miami
55% Portland Which American Cities Best Fit You?

Television:

MXC on Spike tv, and others where I can laugh at people. I also like Las Vegas and the North Shore hehe

Books:

I like to read books that either make me question things or those books that teach me about things, either from the past or from the present. Examples of these types of books are the DaVinci Code and books such as Hannibal or the Art of War. The first is one which made me question things the latter two exhibit those that taught me something.

Heroes:

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