jordan

my name is jordan smith. i like to race and drive as fast as possible while firing automatic and semi-automatic weapons into the air. i have a lot of love for a lot of people, but still as a whole, i really have a problem with the way it all goes down and the way a lot of people are. but i still wake up every day and try like hell to make the best of it. i keep reptiles, amphibians and saltwater corals and fish. i also keep tarantulas. yes, tarantulas are venomous and no, they can't kill you. i play guitar, pool and ride bikes whenever possible. if girls want a straight forward guy, i beat around the bush. if they want someone to be passive, i'm up front. i find it pretty funny and kind of torturous at the same time. my life is a big trash bag of irony. i like sleep so much when i get in bed i get excited and can't sleep. i love my friends and my family dearly and thank God every day for them, including my parents even though they can be fucking nuts. i try to be pretty modest, but when i start drinking, i usually end up showing my private parts for a crappy t-shirt. my goal in life is to have as many pictures of myself on myspace as possible. i mean it will be me in all these different poses, like me looking away from the camera with somber overtones, and maybe me looking away from the camera with a numb feeling and some other stuff. oreos are amazing and if you have some i will eat them all. i'm also a hardcore gangsta rapper if you can't tell by my pictures. i love you.