I am 34% geek. I am a geek liaison, which means I go both ways. I can hang out with normal people or I can hang out with geeks which means I often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where I have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which I should be proud. In fact, I can make a good deal of money as a translator. Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.
Me [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!
Geek [to Me]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!
Me [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.
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