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Mike Linke

I'm Damon Bradley

About Me


You Are The Emperor
You are an authority figure, and other people look to you for what to do.
You are strong and powerful. Crossing you is not a good idea.
You have worked hard to get to your position, and you're not about to give it up to anyone.
Though you have a warrior heart, you are gentle to those who treat you well.

Your fortune:

In the near future, you need to be willing and able to defend those you love.
This may be the time for you to step up and be the authority figure to those around you.
It is time for you to be independent, to become your own person.
You may need to look at your relationship with your father, or your relationships as a father. What Tarot Card Are You?

My Interests

I wanna party like it's 1929.

I'd like to meet:

People I've already met.

Music:

Louis Armstrong, Assemblage 23, Bubble/Gum, the Clash the Doors, Bob Dylan, Einstürzende Neubauten, the Error Design, the Grateful Dead, Greenday, Jimi Hendrix, KMFDM, Lucia, Marilyn Manson, Matisyahu, Modest Mouse, My Last Hero, Powerman 5000, Rammstein, Trent Reznor, William Shatner, Skinny Puppy, Smashing Pumpkins, Sputnic

Movies:

28 Days Later, American History X, Apocalypse Now, Equilibriem, Fahrenheit 9/11, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, the Fountain, an Inconvenient Truth, Kill Bill, Kingdom of Heaven, Kung-pow, Memento, Requiem For a Dream, Zatoichi

Television:

Fox News, the History Channel, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, Kung Fu HD

Books:

Hitchhiker's Guide, the Lord of the Rings, the Silmarillion, Various Necronomicons, Alhazred, The Triumph of Death, the Ministry of Special Cases

Heroes:

Necromancers, Elves, the Sith, Samuel L Jackson, Enoch and Elijah, Master Shake, Crow T Robot, Sandolphon and Metatron, Mr. Piccolo, Zatoichi

My Blog

From Alan Moor’s Watchmen

"Stood in firelight, sweltering.  Bloodstain on chest like map of violent new continent.  Felt cleansed.  Felt dark planet turn under my feet and knew what cats know that makes them scr...
Posted by Mike Linke on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 08:49:00 PST

Exceptional Monstrosity

An exceptional monstrosity indeed. Horrid though it was, all the more horrifying was the mirror image in its eye, my own face gazing back at me framed in yellow iris and a lid dripping in slime. The b...
Posted by Mike Linke on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:16:00 PST

Excerpt cont’d

My next thought was one of unbelievable pain.  The world was not made for angels, I suddenly realized.  It was as though my body were a square peg and the Earth a microscopic round hole.&nbs...
Posted by Mike Linke on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 03:00:00 PST

Excerpt

I can recall walking through the gardens with the others, conversing with the souls of the unborn.  Suddenly, there was a great tremor in Heaven and the sky went dark.  The machinations of t...
Posted by Mike Linke on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:48:00 PST

I replied this to Mighty Evil Doom's "Would you do me" bulletin

----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Mighty Evil DoomDate: Aug 18, 2006 12:33 PM If we made love...Body: (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out) DONT BE SCAR...
Posted by Mike Linke on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 09:29:00 PST

Writing

I'm writing this book. Encourage me so it doesn't end up in the trash like everything else I said I would start. Die.
Posted by Mike Linke on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 10:06:00 PST

Battlefield: Atlantic City

The english teacher has demanded we write a journey piece between now and thursday. Coincidentally, Mildred Pierce is going to be picking me up from OCC at around 5:00 to begin our infiltration of ...
Posted by Mike Linke on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Would you survive a horror movie?

Would you survive a horror movie? Find out @ She's Crafty...
Posted by Mike Linke on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Should auld acquaintance be forgot?

I. This one time, my father came and got me from the house telling my mother he was going to take me to Great Adventure. Instead, he put me in his mother's back yard and smoked pot with his friends ...
Posted by Mike Linke on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Quick, and belay amorphous loathsome acidic horrors!

What horrid abusive TYRANT leaves febrily evolved and RANCIDLY infinite cringing agony? NETHER-spanning stars towering over POSSIBILITY. Anonymous monstrous enlightenment. Confess! Vocifierous xen...
Posted by Mike Linke on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST